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BOURNE sleeps on a dirty mattress, muttering.
B. I know who I am.
NICKY enters.
B. What are you doing here?
N. The government Bourne. They're doing it again.
B. Bad stuff?
N. Really bad, you have no idea. Worse than last time.
B. What about that other Bourne? Jeremy Renner?
N. He's a piece of shit compared to you.
B. Chris Cooper, Ed Norton, Joan Allen - I beat them all. Even Brian Cox, who was the
worst.
N. Not Tommy Lee Jones.
B. Tommy Lee Jones?
N. Mmhmm. And Emily Blunt will be in the computer room. Ok?
B. We have to move. They're tracking you. I have to dye your hair I love dying women's hair.
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