1. A pet hair remover that'll help you keep your furniture clean and clear of all the unwanted fur that's been building up for weeks (ok, months? YEARS??).
2. A dog paw cleaning device to make sure your home stays mud- and dirt-free all year long. It might even feel like a luxurious spa treatment for your pup every time you come back from a walk!
3. A dog car seat, because you wanna protect those leather seats in your brand-new car at ALL costs.
4. A touchless vacuum that'll make your dust pan look like it's straight outta the Stone Age. Say goodbye to the daunting, back-breaking task of bending over and trying to get every last strand of pet hair off your kitchen floor.
5. A grooming glove so efficient, your dog will probably think is a chew toy (until you start using it for a relaxing scratch sesh). And since they think they're getting a relaxing scratch sesh, you'll reallllly be able to work at getting all that loose hair out.
6. Or a pet grooming tool with extra-thin, extra-long teeth designed to truly give your pup the blowout of their dreams. It'll also help them shed less!
7. A top-entry litter box that prevents litter from scattering everywhere when you're trying to freshen things up for your feline.
8. A medicated dog shampoo formulated *without* parabens, dyes, or soap to manage dandruff, mange, and fungal/bacterial infections. This'll keep their coat nice and healthy and might even prevent excess shedding.
9. And a bath time shampoo brush to really massage the shampoo into their coat and give their skin the hydration it needs (while removing any built up dander that would otherwise shake itself loose onto your floor and furniture).
10. A handheld dog shower attachment that might *actually* make your pooch enjoy getting a bath. It'll feel so soothing on their coat, rather than just standing in lukewarm water as you scrub them with shampoo. And, *fingers crossed*, it might help even wash away some loose fur.
11. And! A TubShroom to keep your drain from getting clogged during bath time. Just because we want the fur off of our furniture doesn't mean we want it down the drain.
12. A mammoth-sized lint roller that'll be no match for all the dust and pet hair coating your floors, furniture, and clothing.
13. A splurge-worthy robot vacuum because it'll do all the dirty work for you. With the press of a couple buttons to set its cleaning schedule, this thing'll be off and running β sucking up pesky crumbs and pet hair so you can finally walk barefoot again.
14. Or, a rubber bristle broom literally designed to scrounge up hair interwoven with your carpet.
15. A reusable OXO pet hair-removing brush you can use to get your pet's fur out of the deep, dark crevices of your chairs and sofas.
16. And, a full-sized, heavy-duty Bissell vacuum if you're in the market for a new one. This one is *specifically* designed to tackle pesky pet hair.
17. A reversible couch cover that's fully *drum roll, please* machine-washable! Now you can protect your investment (the couch) while giving your other investment (your pooch) the human-lounging experience they deserve.
18. A dual-head undercoat rake brush you can use to safely remove mats and get a head start on shedding season.
19. A smaller, more precise detangling brush that'll trap mats, knots, dead hair, and dander *without* causing any discomfort for your pet.
20. A pack of Burt's Bees cat wipes designed to keep your kitty nice and fresh between washes (because we both know how much they HATE taking baths).
21. OR, a waterless cat bath that's a little like dry shampoo for humans β which means you won't have to go through the drama (and pain) of your kitty hissing and scratching you when you try to wash them in water.
22. A tangle-removing spray to moisturize their coat and help loosen mats.
23. A mounted brush you can stick on the corner of a wall to provide your cat with all the scratching and grooming their lil' heart desires. It even includes a compartment for storing cat nip! π»
24. A snout soother to moisturize that crusty nose of theirs back to smooth, buttery perfection. They'll be so grateful for a smooth snout, and you'll be even more grateful to not find nose crusties in your bed.
25. A Furbo camera that's straight from the future. Not only does it allow you to keep a watchful eye on your pet 24/7, it also synchs with your Amazon Alexa to send you barking alerts β and even lets you toss them a treat (potentially distracting them from further destroying your favorite pair of shoes you see they somehow got ahold of).
26. A wall suction treat dispenser to make bath time, nail trimming, and general training SO much easier. While your pet is focused on the peanut butter staring into their eyes, you can work on getting them groomed.
27. An automatic water fountain so cute and eye-catching it'll encourage your cat to *actually* stay hydrated all day long. Plus, it even comes with a silicone mat to catch all those inevitable spills and drips that threaten to ruin your beautiful wood floors.
28. And a portable Bissell Little Green upholstery cleaner that'll leave you nothing short of *shocked* when it magically restores your dirty, paw print-covered furniture and carpeting right before your eyes. π²
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