1.
Full first name = I do not envisage our relationship turning romantic and I am uncomfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. Bye.
2.
Initial = I do not envisage our relationship turning romantic but I am moderately comfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. Bye.
3.
Full first name x = I perhaps envisage our relationship turning romantic and I am uncomfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. Bye.
4.
Initialx = This is my standard sign-off, issued to everyone from my grandmother to my colleagues. I perhaps envisage our relationship turning romantic but who can tell really. I am comfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. Bye.
5.
xInitial = This is my standard sign-off, issued to everyone from my grandmother to my colleagues. I perhaps envisage our relationship turning romantic but who can tell really. I am comfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. And I think it looks cooler to put the "x" before the initial. Just because. Bye.
6.
X = I kind of like you. I think.
7.
x = I kind of like you. I think. (I wrote a lower-case "x" because I think it's more intimate.)
8.
C = That was a mistake.
9.
c = Mistake.
10.
z = Mistake.
11.
Z = Mistake.
12.
Anything involving a "C" or a "Z" provided my name does not begin with "C" or "Z" = Mistake. Sorry.
13.
XX = I kind of like you. I think. (And I am boldly confident.)
14.
Xx = I kind of like you. I think. (Although not enough to capitalise the second "x".)
15.
xx = I kind of like you. I think. (I wrote two lower-case "x"s because I think it's more intimate – it's actually more effort this way what with autocorrect and all.)
16.
XOXO = I am Gossip Girl. And no, I am not romantically interested in you.
17.
xoxo = I think I am Gossip Girl. And no, I am not romantically interested in you.
18.
xxx = I want to have sex with you.
19.
XXX = I want to have sex with you. (And I am boldly confident.)
20.
xxxx = I have already had sex with you. And I liked it. And I want to do it again.
21.
XXXX = I have already had sex with you. And I liked it. And I want to do it again. (And I am boldly, almost psychotically, confident.)
22.
xxxxx = I have already had sex with you. Lots of times. In fact we have farted in front of each other. I still like you though.
23.
XXXXX = I have already had sex with you. Lots of times. In fact we have farted in front of each other. I still like you though. (And I am boldly confident.)
24.
Nothing = I love you. Or I hate you. You know which.
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