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The 24 Message Sign-Offs And What They Mean For Your New Relationship

One X or two?

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1.

Full first name = I do not envisage our relationship turning romantic and I am uncomfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. Bye.

2.

Initial = I do not envisage our relationship turning romantic but I am moderately comfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. Bye.

3.

Full first name x = I perhaps envisage our relationship turning romantic and I am uncomfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. Bye.

4.

Initialx = This is my standard sign-off, issued to everyone from my grandmother to my colleagues. I perhaps envisage our relationship turning romantic but who can tell really. I am comfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. Bye.

5.

xInitial = This is my standard sign-off, issued to everyone from my grandmother to my colleagues. I perhaps envisage our relationship turning romantic but who can tell really. I am comfortable communicating via the telephone and/or the internet. And I think it looks cooler to put the "x" before the initial. Just because. Bye.

6.

X = I kind of like you. I think.

7.

x = I kind of like you. I think. (I wrote a lower-case "x" because I think it's more intimate.)

8.

C = That was a mistake.

9.

c = Mistake.

10.

z = Mistake.

11.

Z = Mistake.

12.

Anything involving a "C" or a "Z" provided my name does not begin with "C" or "Z" = Mistake. Sorry.

13.

XX = I kind of like you. I think. (And I am boldly confident.)

14.

Xx = I kind of like you. I think. (Although not enough to capitalise the second "x".)

15.

xx = I kind of like you. I think. (I wrote two lower-case "x"s because I think it's more intimate – it's actually more effort this way what with autocorrect and all.)

16.

XOXO = I am Gossip Girl. And no, I am not romantically interested in you.

17.

xoxo = I think I am Gossip Girl. And no, I am not romantically interested in you.

18.

xxx = I want to have sex with you.

19.

XXX = I want to have sex with you. (And I am boldly confident.)

20.

xxxx = I have already had sex with you. And I liked it. And I want to do it again.

21.

XXXX = I have already had sex with you. And I liked it. And I want to do it again. (And I am boldly, almost psychotically, confident.)

22.

xxxxx = I have already had sex with you. Lots of times. In fact we have farted in front of each other. I still like you though.

23.

XXXXX = I have already had sex with you. Lots of times. In fact we have farted in front of each other. I still like you though. (And I am boldly confident.)

24.

Nothing = I love you. Or I hate you. You know which.

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