We Need To Talk About This Walter Mercado Eating Doritos In Space

    Mucho...pero mucho WTF.

    We all know Walter Mercado...

    Well, now it turns out that our Walter, aged 84, is starring in a Doritos commercial... and we obviously have a lot of questions about it.

    The video begins with Walter in a costume store...

    Then Walter turns and falls in love at first sight with an astronaut costume.

    That's when he takes a bite from a Dorito and everything gets complicated.

    Three Doritos later, Walter dreams that he's on a space ship with wings and the number 69 randomly has a special cameo*.

    Inside the ship, Walter is floating among Tarot cards and Doritos up in the air.

    And where is Walter headed to? That's right...URANUS.

    And here we have the best GIF of 2016:

    You quickly see the image of spermatozoids trying to enter an egg.

    And there's more... after a Doritos overdose, Walter rejuvenates before your eyes.

    But the most important lesson at the end of the commercial:

    Each time you do naughty things to the person you like...

    Don't forget that Walter will be watching from the sky.

    Here's the full commercial for your full enjoyment:

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    This post was translated from Spanish.