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What Life After College Is Really Like

Schools out forever! Now what?

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You've just graduated from College.

Give yourself a hand.
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Give yourself a hand.

Now it's time to take on the world.

You're a winner and the greatest out there.
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You're a winner and the greatest out there.

You'll be living in the Best City.

Oh, the culture.
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Oh, the culture.

But really you'll likely end up living here.

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Listen closely and you can hear the crickets chirp.

At least you'll be living in a cool apartment like this.

Yeah, you rock.
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Yeah, you rock.

When really you'll probably be living somewhere like this.

And that's if you're lucky.
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And that's if you're lucky.

But that's no problem because your roommates will be your best buddies living it up with you in the City.

A quick brunch, some afternoon cocktails, and if there's time swing by Tiffany's.
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A quick brunch, some afternoon cocktails, and if there's time swing by Tiffany's.

Probably your roommate will be this guy

Have you met my pet rat?
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Have you met my pet rat?

But really let's be honest you'll most likely be living with these guys.

Woo, best roommates ever.
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Woo, best roommates ever.

And you'll be staying here.

All those High school memories are coming flooding back.
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All those High school memories are coming flooding back.

Except it looks like this now.

It's not that bad.
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It's not that bad.

With all these savings you'll be rolling in cash.

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Scrooge McDuck look out.

When really you'll be paying in change.

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Why are your parents making you pay rent for your own room?

But that's okay because you'll have a boyfriend like this.

Dreams do come true.
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Dreams do come true.

But when you're sober he'll look like this.

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Nooooooooooooooooo!!!

And you'll be eating at fancy places like this.

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More Champagne please.

Really this is the best you can afford.

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Why's the dollar menu so expensive?

You're an adult now so you can finally go to parties like this.

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The chocolate fountain is to die for.

When really adult parties are like this.

Woo, Five people, new record!
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Woo, Five people, new record!

But that's all okay because you'll have a dope Job.

Fashion week. Yes you'll be there, front row.
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Fashion week. Yes you'll be there, front row.

When really the only thing you're qualified for is this.

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Those kids better not point and laugh at you again today.

You'll start contemplating other Job opportunities.

“Yes I'm a prostitute now. We had sex four times, you owe me.”
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“Yes I'm a prostitute now. We had sex four times, you owe me.”

It seems everyone is doing better than you.

And it only took him one afternoon to make it.
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And it only took him one afternoon to make it.

You'll start to wonder what you did in College.

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Of course I have time to binge watch every episode of Friends today.

You question why you chose your major.

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What was I thinking when I majored in ancient Greek ice cream theoretical symbolism?

You're completely lost as what to do now.

What now? WHAT NOW?
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What now? WHAT NOW?

All of your friends have awesome jobs, even the dumb ones.

Why me??????????
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Why me??????????

You're jealous of everyone even the cat.

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Why can't I just lay around all day getting pampered?

Student loans start coming and they're never ending.

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Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!!!!

College is a great Magical experience where you try new things and meet new people.

Best friends forever, right?
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Best friends forever, right?

Just remember it's all downhill after this.

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Now aren't you glad you went to college?

Is it too late for grad school?

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I'm never graduating again!

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