A dozen years ago, your accountant, Bill Clinton, had some good news for you: “You’ve got about $56,000 in debt. But if you keep bringing money in like this, you don’t have to put any more debt on those credit cards and can finally pay down the debt that your old accountant, Ronald Reagan, encouraged you to run up.”
Rick Santorum has said a lot of crazy shit in his career... but with his newfound love of teh gays and "faith combined with reason," we decided it was time to pick our Top 5.
This morning, while reporters waited for the Palin Crazybus to leave the hotel, the Palin family snuck out of the hotel in other vehicles, leaving her fans and reporters behind to wonder. Some public “tour” she’s running, eh?
Oh wow. You can't make this stuff up. New York's esteemed senior senator Chuck Schumer has a very special sandwich he likes to order, and if aides don't get it right... CHUCK. GET. ANGRY.
Having trouble finding a date? You're not alone, says evolutionary psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa, who thinks the key to finding love is to reject the first 37% of your prospects.
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