Check Out The Year Book From The Graduating Class Of “Shake It Off” High!

Taylor Swift just released a new song and video with a bevy of characters. If they went to high school, here is what the year book would look like.

Sarah Powers

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“Hi I am Sarah! I secretly love One Direction, and my cat Charlie. I have been taking dance for 7 years, and cannot wait to go to college in Boston.”

Favorite Color: Pink

Superlative: Most likely to be that aunt who ruins Christmas by getting too drunk and throwing up behind the tree.

Senior Will: I give my Starbucks Gold Card to Ashley. Hey Ash ;)

Deedra

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“I don’t have a last name, just like Oprah isn’t dating Gayle.”

Favorite Song: Ice-T - O.G. Original Gangster

Superlative: Most likely to be on Survivor: Season 76

Senior Quote: “I’m a ghetto girl, in a Barbie world. Deal with it."

Dorothy Naptight

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“BEEEEEEEEEEEP. I won’t miss any of you”

Clubs: Squirrel Club- Treasurer

Concrete Fruit Club- General Body Member

Senior Will: I hid $1,000.93 somewhere in the school. Whoever finds it can keep half.

Janet Lees

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“I can’t wait to be your boss, one day, and fire all of you”

Plans After High School: Harvard or Yale. I havn’t decided yet.

Superlative: (Janet was not given a senior superlative by her class.)

LaToya Smart

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“Holler to my girls in The Sexi 6... Mommi gonna miss chu!”

Clubs: The Sexi 6- President and Founder

Senior Quote: “The bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe” - mom

Holly Murray

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Also known as: Dances With Sun Ray

“Love isn’t love unless you feel its warmth. Spread with joy. Spread with strength”

Favorite Color: I would never pick a favorite. That is mean.

After High School Plans: I don’t anticipate life. I participate in life.

Jillian Tobin

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“ HI “

Clubs: Freshman Cheer- (all four years)

After High School Plans: Sandwich Artist

Taylor Swift

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“Sorry for the hearts I broke...”

Superlative: Most likely to become a pop star and say she is a country star.

Senior Will: I will be having a yard sale for all of the clothes left behind by my ex-boyfriends

Check out the full video here

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