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When your friend texts you to go out but you're already in pajamas
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When your favorite going out clothes no longer fit and you can't find anything to wear
3.
When you finally find the perfect outfit and feel fabulous
4.
When you get the 'Here' text and you haven't finished doing your hair.
5.
When you start taking shots and know it's going to be one of 'those' nights.
6.
When the Uber/Lyft arrives and no one is ready
7.
When you try to convince the bouncer to let you in ahead of the line.
8.
When you see a hottie at the end of the bar and call dibs.
9.
When you want a free drink but aren't at all interested in the person offering it.
10.
When the bartender finally gets to you and all you can do is focus on your drink.
11.
When you're enjoying your song and feel an unwanted presence against your back
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When you go to the bathroom because it's too loud and start spilling all your secrets to whoever will listen
13.
When your squad's jam comes on
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When it's getting closer to the end of the night and you're still trying to get the hottie to notice you
15.
When the hottie goes home with someone else and you feel like you've been cheated
16.
When you get the drunchies* and have to eat everything in sight
17.
When you can feel the food fighting you and pray that you will make it home before they win
18.
When you call the Uber/Lyft to go home and hope to God no one vomits
19.
When the night is over and you can finally get back into your pajamas
20.
When you wake up hungover the next morning