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Are You A Coconut?

Latinos, how white are you on the inside?

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  1. 1. When do you speak Spanish?

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    Every opportunity I get.
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    When I'm drunk.
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    When I think it will benefit me.
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    When my mother yells at me to stop answering her in English.
  2. 2. Who should be the first Latino President of the United States?

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    Ted Cruz
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    Julian or Joaquin Castro. I forget which is which.
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    Pitbull. Dale!
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    Miguel Bloomberg
  3. 3. As a child, you were beaten with:

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    A belt.
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    A chancla.
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    Whatever was handy.
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    My parents didn't believe in spanking.
  4. 4. Sabado Gigante is:

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    The greatest tv show ever.
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    Always on in the background on Saturdays.
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    Hilarious, but not like it means to be.
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    An embarrassment.
  5. 5. Jesus is:

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    My lord and savior.
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    My cousin's name.
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    All of the above.
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    The Opiate of the masses.
  6. 6. Your idea of comfort food is:

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    Your abuelita's homemade tamales.
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    A burrito from Chipotle. Extra hot sauce.
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    Menudo
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    What's Menudo?
  7. 7. Your best friend was in a freak accident & his left ear was cut off. You immediately:

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    Say a prayer to La Virgen.
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    Send flowers to his mother.
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    Show up with a bottle of Tequila.
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    Start calling him La Taza.
  8. 8. What are Churros?

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    A deep fried cinnamon sugar covered dessert.
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    A greasy overrated donut.
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    My childhood favorite dessert.
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    Better than Flan. But that's not saying much.
  9. 9. El Chupacabra is:

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    The goatsucker. A mythological creature.
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    The goatsucker. It's no joke.
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    The goatsucker. One sucked my uncle's goat dry.
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    I think I once got wasted on those in Tijuana.
  10. 10. Your medicine cabinet is well stocked with:

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    Tylenol. Advil.
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    Vitamins. Essential Oils.
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    Zoloft. Ambien. Sunscreen.
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    Vicks vapor rub. A variety of expired pastillas, but they're still good. Why? Do you need something?

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