20 Reasons Why Brendon Colbert Is The Best

Brendon Colbert is one of the most awesome guys we know. While his awesomeness truly needs no explanation, a list always helps emphasizes the superficial reasons why Brendon Colbert is actually the best!

1. He Always Nails It

Despite being a double major engineer at Duke, Brendon is never afraid to take engineering out of the classroom. No matter how ridiculous the challenge (building a replica of the Arch of Constantine out of salt shakers, for example), he always manages to "nail it".

2. He's Innovative

Brendon never ceases to amaze by thinking of clever new ways to do important things, whether it be jumping over tall objects (instead of going around them), or doing a classic "reach around the grumpy TJ" in order to drink his milkshake.

3. His Successful Makeover Gives Hope to us All

Brendon came back to Duke for his sophomore year with new clothes and a cool haircut. His legacy will continue to inspire rising sophomores around the globe.

4. He Can Rip a Fruit in Half With His (col)Bear Hands

Here Brendon demonstrates his athleticism and strength by viciously ripping an innocent red apple in half using only the power of his own two hands.

5. He's Friends With Michaela

This needs no explanation.

6. He's Driven a Honda Since Infancy

While 16 is the minimum age to get your license in most states, Brendon has been on the road ever since before he was almost toddler but after he learned how to crawl.

7. He Has Adorable Little Brothers

Little Brendons! Apparently, Brendons come in three different sizes.

8. He Has An Amazingly Cool Family

Brendons come from loving families composed of children whose names all begin with the letter 'B'. Other characteristics include having cool parents who like to video chat, send Easter care packages, and socialize with our Moms and Dads on the internet.

9. He's Secretly a Dad (or your best friend's soccer mom)

Brendon has assisted Matt in the pursuit of the Art of Dad on many occasions. He uses Hawaiian shirts and sunglasses strategically to further assert his Dad-ness

10. He's Secretly Married

While some may be shocked to learn that Brendon was recently wedded, his love of family justifies his secret marriage. #logiced #ididntusethatright #laughjiked #lawjecked

11. He Lives In Hawaii

To make the Brendon package even more exciting, he casually just happens to live in Hawaii. Also, he knows how to surf (so cool).

12. He Loves Disney

Brendon and his Family love Disney so much!! He would be a great Imagineer (or sportser).

13. His Love of Hula Skirts and Pineapple Truly Captivates Us All

Brendon isn't just from Hawaii; he lives it. His ability to pull off just about any outfit fills his friends with jealousy.

14. He Looks Good in a Tiara

Brendon does not accept gender norms. He exists in a world of expression that cannot be contained by artificial gender boundaries.

15. He Might Be Superman

In addition to ripping fruit, Brendon continues to amaze his friends by ripping off his clothes. This leads many to conclude that he is probably Superman.

16. He Stole The Sphinx

Brendon didn't just steal a Sphinx from midnight breakfast; he hung it out of the window for all of west campus to see! Its beauty was so great that it inspired many to shout: "God Bless the Sphinx!".

17. He Truly Loves Fashion

Brendon's love of hats proves that fashion loves him too.

18. He Looks Good In a Suit

While everyone knows Brendon looks good in a suit, few people know that he often will accessorize with a plastic lightsaber in order to fully complete his look.

19. His Love of Fashion Is Only Rivaled By His Love of Engineering

Brendon takes a page out of Lady Gaga's book, combining fashion and engineering to create this one-of-a-kind outfit.

20. Because This Exists

What's that sound? Oh wait, it's Brendon.

Important Note: Happy Birthday Brendon!

While all of these reasons are great, it is impossible to summarize Brendon using bullet points on BuzzFeed. In short, we don't love Brendon just because he's super cool; rather, we love Brendon because he is a great person and a great friend. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDON!!!!!!