Ten Ectomorphs Who Prove Size Doesn't Matter

Put down the creatine, Thor, and take a Pilates class with these sample sized studs who show it's not the size of the dog in the fight but rather the enviably low BMI, the sharp, chiseled features and the svelte silhouette in the dog. (paraphrased)

Tom Hiddleston

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Lithe pretty boy Loki snatched every scene in the Marvel universe right out of Thor's meaty paws. Hello darling, indeed.

Novak Djokovic

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The six-time Grand Slam champion and noted shirt-ripping aficionado is *maybe* as thick as *one* of rival Rafael Nadal's tree trunk thighs. But these two body binaries have been trading the #1 ranking in tennis for the past several years, and while Nadal's thundering, Hulk-smash game has yielded more trophies thus far, Novak's flexible Gumby limbs are far better equipped for the long haul.

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Bonus points for goading fellow ectomorph Grigor Dimitrov into doffing his own jersey for a lean muscle-off!

Jamie Dornan

Can we be real for a second? "50 Shades of Grey" was never going to work** with beefy Charlie Hunnam in the lead. He wouldn't have looked like a seductive, icy billionaire; he'd have looked like Scott Caan in "Boiler Room." Jamie Dornan's lean limbs are a much better fit for Christian Grey's silky, slim cut suits.

** "50 Shades of Grey" might never work with anybody.

Michael Fassbender

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Michael Fassbender needs no lobbyist.

See?

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... Wait, we were just talking about something, weren't we? What was it? Who cares?

STAND DOWN, Charlize. We were here first.

Alexander Skarsgard

So you're telling us there's a jacked werewolf on "True Blood?" How'd we miss him? We'll have to play closer attention. He published a fitness book? That's great. Could you stop talking now so we can stare at this actual Viking?

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Excuse us, wee changelings. We're having a moment. Can you move?

Ahhh... Much better. (Also, this is bordering on NSFW and you CAN'T EVEN SEE ANYTHING.)

CHARLIZE, WHAT DID WE JUST SAY?

Matt Bomer

Would "Man of Steel" have been, you know, less coma-inducing if it had starred this sleek stunner instead of a bearded drum of whey protein isolate? TOO BAD, WE'LL NEVER KNOW, THANKS ZACK SNYDER.

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You know what? Nevermind. We don't deserve him.

He's even making this refried Chippendales costume work somehow.

Matthew McCounaghey (6'0")

Did everyone register what happened to McCounaghey's career once he stopped leveraging EVERYTHING against oversized pecs and lats? (Yes, he's on Team Ectomorph now. Embrace it.)

Sam Claflin

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Remember all the finicky complaints that Claflin wasn't hot enough for the Hunger Games?

Nope, neither do we.

Grant Gustin

Sure, Arrow can do those insane salmon ladder pull-ups, but who cares: Look how dreamy the Flash is!

Eddie Redmayne

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Remember when you were emphatically not into gingers?

Nope, neither do we.

Excuse us while we cancel our Crossfit membership so we can start trolling farmer's markets, yoga studios and pressed juiceries for shiny new ecto-boyfriends. See you there, esteemed ectomorph Adam Levine!

Hurry up before Charlize takes your spot!