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Forget Karen, It's Time To Find Out Which Heteronormative Suburban Mom You Are

What's your youngest son's name?

What's the go-to afterschool snack?

Who do you think about when you wake up in the morning?

Who does the chores?

Breelandon scraped his knee. What do you do?

Jimmy tells you her pronouns are she/her. How do you react? 

You find your husband in the bath with the PTA director. What do you do?

The kids just left for school. What do you do?

It's saturday night and the kids have a babysitter. What are you doing?

Your husband is cheating on you and your kids don't respect you. You can't even read the divorce papers because you don't have good eyesight. You're probably stalking your mailman.

Things will get better Betty, no promise.

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Betty Bernice Bushe

You're patient and kind. A new mom that all the PTA moms try to sabotage, but you stay unbothered. You meditate and do yoga with your husband. You don't like living in a suburban neighborhood, so you take weekend trips to go camping, or to travel to cool places.

Jessica Jones

You're obsessed with your children, but they're low-key plotting against you. The Starbucks barista you verbally abuse on Mondays is also plotting against you. Your husband has a p*** addiction.

 Keep one eye open Karen, we are not rooting for you.

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Karen Anne O'Connor

You pretend to be woke, but you'll leave negative yelp reviews on small businesses. You have a credit card with Yankee Candle and The Loft. You still pick out your 17 year old daughter's clothes, but she changes her outfit once she's at school. You force your children to play sports through their injuries. and you're an anti-vaxxer. 

Also your husband is cheating on you! xoxo purgery <3

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Purity Johnson & Johnson

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Forget Karen, It's Time To Find Out Which Heteronormative Suburban Mom You Are

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