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    Ride Me Like an Ikran, Baby

    Send nerdy valentine's e-cards -- in klingon, na'vi and elvish -- to your lovahs. theyr'e adorable, grown-up versions of the ones you dropped in home-made "mailboxes" back in fifth grade. only this time, you're trying to get laid.