5 Things You Should Never Say To Anyone Who Recently Graduated College

Make It stop, Make It Stop, Make It Stop!

1. You'll never look as good as you do now.

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Basically what you're saying is...I will never become a Victoria Secret model, therefor becoming Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend is not a suitable career path. Thanks so much for your input.

2. These are the best years of your life.

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But...I make no money, I'm single and all of my friends have boyfriends, I can't find my apartment keys, my phone is about to die and NO ONE IS TEXTING ME BACK.

3. 3-5 years Experience

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Is it too late to go to grad school?

4. You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince.

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Tell me something I don't know, guys in there twenties may as well be amphibians to begin with.

5. Before you know it you'll be married with kids.

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Please don't remind me.