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15 Hilarious Tweets For People That Love Beer

"omgg igm sO wasted."

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Wife: *texts* What are you doing? Me: *looks at all the empty beer cans in front of me* Recycling.

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[beer garden] ME: [touching the beer plants] the beers are coming in very alcoholic this year

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A flight attendant judged me for ordering alcohol at 7:10 AM on a 50-minute flight. Sorry, lady. The first rule of free beer is drink it.

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Wife: I’m heading to the store. Do you want anything? Me: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life. Wife: *adds beer to the grocery list*

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[visiting family] 1st beer: Civil conversation about work 5th: Heated talk on politics 12th: Shouting match about the best ninja turtle

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I'm impressed with who I become when I don't have an opener for a bottle of beer

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ME: ugh how did I get so drunk last night *flashback to me drinking a lot of beer for hours* ME: I guess we'll never know

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"if there was a cup there i would've hit it" - me after every missed beer pong shot

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Budweiser isn't the only beer changing names this summer Guinness -- Ireland Colt 45 -- Stereotype Juice Miller Lite -- Swamp Water

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BARTENDER: How can I help you ME: *handing him my bottle of Corona Light* This beer is too spicy

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Me: *drinking another beer* Wife: you cant live on beer [20 years later in my house boat on beer lake] *through tears* look at me now Ann

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Time to get crazy *drinks one beer* time for bed

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*drinks a tiny sip of beer* whiwo shoudl i drink text omgg igm sO wasted

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at least my personality is still Wine Mom and not Beer Aunt yet

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hate when people say don't give bread to ducks cuz its bad for them. Beer is bad for me but I'd love people to randomly throw it at my house

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