Buzz·Posted on Nov 19, 201615 Hilarious Tweets For People That Love Beer"omgg igm sO wasted."by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Wife: *texts* What are you doing? Me: *looks at all the empty beer cans in front of me* Recycling. 06:01 PM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave [beer garden] ME: [touching the beer plants] the beers are coming in very alcoholic this year 03:25 AM - 24 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn A flight attendant judged me for ordering alcohol at 7:10 AM on a 50-minute flight. Sorry, lady. The first rule of free beer is drink it. 03:33 PM - 22 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Wife: I’m heading to the store. Do you want anything? Me: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life. Wife: *adds beer to the grocery list* 01:26 PM - 21 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn [visiting family] 1st beer: Civil conversation about work 5th: Heated talk on politics 12th: Shouting match about the best ninja turtle 05:51 PM - 30 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Pugnado @LuvPug I'm impressed with who I become when I don't have an opener for a bottle of beer 03:08 AM - 27 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. the garbage shit boy @davedittell ME: ugh how did I get so drunk last night *flashback to me drinking a lot of beer for hours* ME: I guess we'll never know 05:51 PM - 19 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. rudy mustang @roostermustache "if there was a cup there i would've hit it" - me after every missed beer pong shot 01:59 AM - 16 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. jonnifer lopez @senderblock23 Budweiser isn't the only beer changing names this summer Guinness -- Ireland Colt 45 -- Stereotype Juice Miller Lite -- Swamp Water 03:50 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope BARTENDER: How can I help you ME: *handing him my bottle of Corona Light* This beer is too spicy 05:57 PM - 06 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. rudy mustang @roostermustache Me: *drinking another beer* Wife: you cant live on beer [20 years later in my house boat on beer lake] *through tears* look at me now Ann 11:17 PM - 05 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Spencer Robinson @13spencer Time to get crazy *drinks one beer* time for bed 05:09 AM - 07 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom *drinks a tiny sip of beer* whiwo shoudl i drink text omgg igm sO wasted 12:24 AM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad at least my personality is still Wine Mom and not Beer Aunt yet 10:34 PM - 14 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious hate when people say don't give bread to ducks cuz its bad for them. Beer is bad for me but I'd love people to randomly throw it at my house 05:40 PM - 28 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite