19 Tweets About Movies That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

"Bring me my pain twin!"

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- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7

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love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue

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So much sexual tension between flounder and Ariel

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Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch: -An Idiot Saves the President -Rich Boy Hero 4 -Silent Hero Journey Boy -Fight Fight Fight -Boats

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4 months ago i quietly left 57 dvds of 'click' at my parents' house and they've still never noticed or mentioned it

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*takes sip of wine, staring out the window as Rain gently cascades off the Glass* i wonder how many times tom hanks Fucked that volleyball

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I've spent 30 years thinking about how Molly Ringwald's sushi lunch in The Breakfast Club was sitting in a warm library for 4 hours.

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if you only see one film this year PLEASE TAKE ME i am so alone lol

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What's your favorite movie? Actually, let's say ours at the same time on three for fun. 1. 2. 3. ShawshaSUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2

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I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman

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You guys like impressions? I call this one "a guy." (Turns around, messes up hair) Hello, my favorite movie is Drive. Thank you

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*smacks museum pamphlet out of the guide's hand* what do you think I've never seen Jurassic park before

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Got my hands on the screenplay for the new Batman v. Superman movie, and it's pretty great

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If you're in a Hallmark movie & you want your solider husband to die, keep saying things like "Oh Rick, I'm the luckiest girl in the world!"

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MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double MOVIE SHADOW: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

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bae:come over me:The Incredibles is on tv bae:my parents aren't home me:it's limited commercials bae:i need u me:he can't find his supersuit

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i'm at a costume party and i keep calling the guy in the Ryan Gosling from Drive outfit macklemore and he is so so mad

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*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we assume that wall-e is a boy. it's a robot. chad? wake up chad. listen. it's sexless.