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21 Hilarious Tweets About Ghosts That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Every Time

A good question: How did the Snapchat ghost die?

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can't wait til i'm a ghost and a dude with a tape recorder asks if there's anything i'd like to communicate and i get to go "no thank you"

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NEW FOOTAGE OF A GHOST https://t.co/H7bYI3QJbo

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You never hear about a new ghost. "Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday."

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who do you think the snapchat ghost was before he died

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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost

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apparently "how many ghosts do you think haunt the ocean?" is not a good conversation starter at lunch

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I like to lift my feet up so the person in the stall next to me thinks it's a ghost that has diarrhea

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Why won’t people talk about slow ghosts? Because they’re the last taboo.

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I wonder if the veil between parallel worlds ever blurs enough that some other being sees me & is like 'there's that sad fat ghost again'

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(caresses face of ghost) Let's stop calling this a haunted house and start making it a haunted home

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They say that ghosts haunt the places where they died, so please kill me at a water park.

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ghost: get...out... me: sorry who actually pays the rent? is it you? ghost: ...no me: then how about you get out fucker ghost: wow chill pls

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*Ghost floats into the bar* "I'm here for the boooooooooos" Bartender: Go home to your family Tim.

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what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep people away from me because that would explain a lot

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you find love where you least expect it like the morgue or a haunted warehouse

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sometimes conversation isn't about connecting with someone. sometimes it's just about making sure you're still not secretly a ghost

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It looks like the tables have turned. The silverware is rearranged. The food is scattered. The restaurant ghosts are back.

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welcome to Being A Ghost. Here are your chains for some reason

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[ghost writes YOUR DEAD in condensation on bathroom mirror] "My dead what?" [ghost writes *YOU'RE] AAHHHHHHHHHH!

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at my funeral don't let anybody say my spirit is among you - i will NOT be there i have better things to do

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