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Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.
2.
*grabs karaoke mike* Does anyone know the wifi password?
3.
spent Saturday night embroidering my wifi password
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c'mon phone let's get out of here
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*wakes up from 2 year coma* *feels around for iPhone*
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Weird that "does anyone have a phone charger" is my entire personality now.
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guys i'm so excited i emailed hotmail@gmail.com to ask them what its like to have the best email account in the world NO RESPONSE YET
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"murder" she wrote "your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter" the screen said "murd3R" she wrote, frowning
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we'll we'll we'll if it isn't autocorrect
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I like my men like I like my coffee: with free wifi
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ugh everyone on the bus is on their phone. not like how it used to be. blankly staring out the windows like a psychopath waiting for death
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This is the most suspicious error screen I've ever seen
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My only problem with the internet is the lack of places where I can loudly express my views on things I've thought about for 45 seconds
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me when I favorite other people's twitter conversations:
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if you ever want to witness an Oscar worthy performance, ask any person from twitter their follower count and watch them pretend to not know
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BILL: Hil did you see me and Barack on Twitter today HILL: Yep BILL: Oh, you didn’t fave HILL: Nope BILL: Can u fav
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told my mum that i would soon hit 10,000 tweets on twitter & she said "have u thought about going on some dates"
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fb is so stressful to me bc it's just people announcing their successes. twitter is like "I left work early bc I thought I sharted"
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I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people
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Facebook: You have one event today Me: OH NO WHAT DID I FORGET Facebook: Someone you met in 2003 invited you to a gallery opening in Arizona
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follow me on twitter. ad me on facebook. dorf me on the last fm. grandle me on a steam. flernb me on horbo
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have u ever seen the ocean without an instagram filter it is fucking hideous