Buzz·Posted on Jan 3, 201620 Great Carrie Fisher Tweets That Aren't About Star Wars"No, not high, just eccentric." - Carrie Fisherby Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher Sex=weird, no?14hrs after you had ur face pressed in2 sum 1's genitals, ur both walking down the street as tho that was fine, thanx, howR u? 11:38 PM - 28 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher I love when folks say "& in my mind Im thinking"Alerting u where their latest thoughts began. So they dont think they came from a butt cheek 03:36 AM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher What's right with this picture? 06:29 AM - 14 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher WhenUsay sum1 is down 2 earth, where R they down 2 earth FROM? &once Uve been spotted down there, can u go back2 the up zone &who's up4 it? 01:41 PM - 15 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher Why should I go crazy when I can just as easily wait for it right here. Who wants gum? 08:20 AM - 25 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher flabby buttocks 12:44 AM - 18 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher Ive stopped trying to take things a day at a time. I now take 2 or 3 days at once---hoping it'll cause a blur effect & I might look younger 07:03 AM - 29 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher I didn't LOSE my mind, I just changed it so many times it appeared unrecognisable & thus difficult to FIND...Reports of mind loss unfounded 03:05 AM - 22 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher My earliest addiction was reading. Tho books--however mind altering- don't quite qualify as a drug. If they did, you'd have to go to ReADhab 12:06 AM - 25 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher 06:00 AM - 14 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?? 🐡FISH 01:41 AM - 27 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher Just because I sound crazy doesn't mean I feel crazy. 05:26 AM - 19 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher I'm not trying to make sense yet. Im saving that for later. So for those of you who lack the patience to wait for my sense, use yours.Cheers 12:11 AM - 25 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher I’m not only doing my best—I’m doing a bunch of yours as well. 05:59 PM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher A retrospectual is someone who looks back on their life, sighs regretfully & barfs theatrically. 08:45 PM - 05 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher I feel like I was dropped into the middle of my personality years ago & I've been trying to get to the edge ever since....is this the edge? 12:58 AM - 03 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher Where is the jig when it's not up? I want a postcard from there. Any takers? 08:47 AM - 28 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher Anyone here know how to sky write? 07:58 PM - 09 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher How freakishly beautiful is my 83 yr-old alleged mother? She must drink bats blood & smear bugs brains on her skin. 06:10 AM - 02 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher Two birds, once stoned. 03:19 PM - 26 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite