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20 Great Carrie Fisher Tweets That Aren't About Star Wars

"No, not high, just eccentric." - Carrie Fisher

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Sex=weird, no?14hrs after you had ur face pressed in2 sum 1's genitals, ur both walking down the street as tho that was fine, thanx, howR u?

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I love when folks say "& in my mind Im thinking"Alerting u where their latest thoughts began. So they dont think they came from a butt cheek

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WhenUsay sum1 is down 2 earth, where R they down 2 earth FROM? &once Uve been spotted down there, can u go back2 the up zone &who's up4 it?

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Why should I go crazy when I can just as easily wait for it right here. Who wants gum?

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Ive stopped trying to take things a day at a time. I now take 2 or 3 days at once---hoping it'll cause a blur effect & I might look younger

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I didn't LOSE my mind, I just changed it so many times it appeared unrecognisable & thus difficult to FIND...Reports of mind loss unfounded

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My earliest addiction was reading. Tho books--however mind altering- don't quite qualify as a drug. If they did, you'd have to go to ReADhab

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?? 🐡FISH

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Just because I sound crazy doesn't mean I feel crazy.

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I'm not trying to make sense yet. Im saving that for later. So for those of you who lack the patience to wait for my sense, use yours.Cheers

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I’m not only doing my best—I’m doing a bunch of yours as well.

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A retrospectual is someone who looks back on their life, sighs regretfully & barfs theatrically.

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I feel like I was dropped into the middle of my personality years ago & I've been trying to get to the edge ever since....is this the edge?

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Where is the jig when it's not up? I want a postcard from there. Any takers?

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How freakishly beautiful is my 83 yr-old alleged mother? She must drink bats blood & smear bugs brains on her skin.

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