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23 Tweets About Emotions That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Every Time

We just have a lot of feelings.

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Sorry Im late i was in the parking lot crying

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im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive

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Doctor: Where does it hurt? Me: *shows unanswered text*

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TECHNICALLY EVERYONE SHOULD BE CRYING AT ALL TIMES

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What u guys doin' 😎 *puts on sunglasses* *they fall off* *I trip and step on them* *I cry for a very long time, but not just about this*

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Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show

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Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom

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If u let ur kid run & scream in the mall I swear to god I'll follow u home & sit in my car sobbing as I watch ur beautiful family eat dinner

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some days I'm all [sound of a fluffy cloud violently smashing into a mountain] other days I'm [sound of crocodiles gently eating a mitten]

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omfg i HATE when kids scream in public... u have no real problems. it should be me screaming. ME

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Ok ! The Rant is over ! I'm Calmer ! Well I'm not Calm but I Got so upset i tired myself out !

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"I REALLY THINK THIS IS THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT'S GONNA TURN IT ALL AROUND FOR ME" I scream-cried at the Sephora cashier

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fool me once [starts ugly crying so hard i can't continue the sentence]

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I have really bad period cramps&ive revealed all of my emotions to basically everyone I know&my fear of abandonment is KICKIN right now bye!

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ah i seeeee i thought when you said you wanted to start a family it was understood i would be the baby

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it gets dark early on the outside because I get dark early on the inside

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Once I tried to prank my parents by bringing home a signed detention slip and somehow I ended up crying

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When I have PMS I cycle through, on a loop: pupil-dilating horniness, suicidal rage, and the craziest giggles

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Apparently "bad and weird" is not the right answer when the cashier asks how how you're doing today

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i’ve been using tear-free shampoo but i’m still depressed

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[literally nothing is happening] I am very overwhelmed

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I went to go see MMXXL with @juliastmi and at the end she started crying and said "it's so important" @channingtatum

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