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Me: hello darkness my old friend Darkness: i have a boyfriend
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ROCK STAR: I love you, Milwaukee! MILWAUKEE: I have a boyfriend
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[Weatherman looks at map] Map: I have a boyfriend.
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I'm so hungry I could eat a- HORSE WALKING BY: I have a boyfriend
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ME: *about to stick straw in Capri Sun* CAPRI SUN: I have a boyfriend
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[sees girl on desert island from helicopter] me into megaphone: "ill land by the palm trees" girl arranges rocks in sand: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
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*sits on santa's lap* santa: i have a boyfriend
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*tries to hold breath* Breath: I have a boyfriend
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[while being stabbed repeatedly] i have a boyfriend
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*uses Ouija Board* Is anyone there? Ｉ ＨＡＶＥ Ａ ＢＯＹＦＲＩＥＮＤ
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MATHMETICIAN: You’re acute TRIANGLE: I have a boyfriend
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Stranded on a desert island, a plane flies over. I wave my hands in desperation. Girl Pilot (screaming over engine): I have a boyfriend
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ME: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend
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me: youre so cute my dog: i have a boyfriend
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[rescue team is cutting me out of burning car] "I have a boyfriend"
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me: happy anniversary wife: i have a boyfriend
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Me: I love you. DON'T LEAVE. Stray cat: I have a boyfriend.
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MARGARET: Are you there God, it's me, Margaret GOD: I have a boyfriend