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    Updated on Aug 31, 2020. Posted on Jul 27, 2016

    18 Of The Best "I Have A Boyfriend" Tweets

    "Me: Hello darkness my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend."

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    Me: hello darkness my old friend Darkness: i have a boyfriend

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    ROCK STAR: I love you, Milwaukee! MILWAUKEE: I have a boyfriend

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    [Weatherman looks at map] Map: I have a boyfriend.

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    I'm so hungry I could eat a- HORSE WALKING BY: I have a boyfriend

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    ME: *about to stick straw in Capri Sun* CAPRI SUN: I have a boyfriend

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    [sees girl on desert island from helicopter] me into megaphone: "ill land by the palm trees" girl arranges rocks in sand: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

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    *sits on santa's lap* santa: i have a boyfriend

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    *tries to hold breath* Breath: I have a boyfriend

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    [while being stabbed repeatedly] i have a boyfriend

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    *uses Ouija Board* Is anyone there? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

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    MATHMETICIAN: You’re acute TRIANGLE: I have a boyfriend

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    Stranded on a desert island, a plane flies over. I wave my hands in desperation. Girl Pilot (screaming over engine): I have a boyfriend

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    ME: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend

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    me: youre so cute my dog: i have a boyfriend

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    [rescue team is cutting me out of burning car] "I have a boyfriend"

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    me: happy anniversary wife: i have a boyfriend

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    Me: I love you. DON'T LEAVE. Stray cat: I have a boyfriend.

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    MARGARET: Are you there God, it's me, Margaret GOD: I have a boyfriend

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