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The day you have a dentist appointment really makes you appreciate all the other days you didn't have a dentist appointment.
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MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
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*dentist runs over ur dog* dentist: he's bleeding because u don't floss
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dentist: do u floss me: *thinks about that one time i flossed back in 2006* yes
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Dentist: *has multiple things in your mouth* "So how's school?"
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Dentist: no eating for two hours Me: dying whale noise
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DENTIST: Any teeth giving u trouble? [tooth gives me throat slicing gesture] ME: No
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My dentist told me I need a crown. I'm like, I know right?
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I'm never sure what to do with my eyes when I'm at the dentist. Do I close them, stare at his face, or do I look at the ceiling?
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dentist: do you floss regularly? me: ok first of all fuck you for asking me that
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When your dentist follows you on Instagram
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Dentist: ok open up "Well I guess it all started when my dad left..." Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish
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I hate when my dentist asks when the last time I flossed was. like dude, don't you remember? you were there
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4 out of 5 dentists agree to never talk about killing the 5th dentist last summer
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dentist: now you're gonna feel a little pinch little kid: okay *dentist pinches him* dentist: that's for not flossing, you little shit
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Why are cops the only ones who get to go undercover? Why can't a dentist? Coming soon, Undercover Dentist
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[at dentist] "Are you remembering to floss?" Oh ya, Dr, totally. "...u sure?" Yup. "Cuz it looks like-" I REMEMBER, I JUST DON'T DO IT.
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[emergency dentist appointment] dentist: what seems to be the problem? me: my teeth [turns to nurse] is this guy new?
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9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself
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[dentist convention] *guy collapses* OMG IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? *hands go up* I MEAN A REAL DOCTOR *hands go down*
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Next time you’re getting a teeth cleaning, reach up and gently caress the dentist’s face to let him know he’s doing a good job.
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