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21 Hilarious Tweets About Frisbee

"It's illegal to yell 'ULTIMATE FRISBEE!' in a crowded Whole Foods."

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UFO actually stands for Ultimate Frisbee Orb, a common plaything of the gods.

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the creators of ultimate Frisbee were way too confident in naming it imo

3.

If you love a boomerang let it go. If it doesn't come back it was a frisbee.

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'ULTIMATE frisbee' is a deceptivley badass name for somthing that can be described as "its like frisbee, but with rules"

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If I can figure out how to keep the food on the frisbee, I've got a pretty fucking awesome idea for a restaurant.

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College guys, catching a Frisbee on the quad won’t get you laid. Woman aren’t impressed that you have the same skills as a golden retriever.

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I've seen a person throw a frisbee right maybe three times in 40 years.

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"My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor." -- inventor of the frisbee

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[commercial for frisbees] "oh my gosh are they throwing a plate?" NARRATOR: haha no stupid

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Pancakes are really just delicious frisbees.

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Things were going well with my date, until she noticed my Roomba was a Frisbee glued to a bunch of rats

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Nothing waters down the word "ultimate" like ultimate frisbee.

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The most challenging aspect of Ultimate Frisbee is asking your dad for rent every month.

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do you think my parents divorced because I play on an ultimate frisbee team

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*nails a hole-in-one in frisbee golf* Yeah, I smoked a lot of pot in college

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a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again

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ME: i'd like to return this roomba. all it does is attract dudes named Conrad to my house CASHIER: sir that is a frisbee

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I'm pretty sure white people invented Ultimate Frisbee to cement their status as white people.

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Today the International Olympic Committee recognized Frisbee as a sport, so now you can hate the player AND the game.

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Once while arguing with a stranger I yelled YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT FRISBEE only to find out later he was Kevin Frisbee III.

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It's illegal to yell "ULTIMATE FRISBEE!" in a crowded Whole Foods.

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