1.
UFO actually stands for Ultimate Frisbee Orb, a common plaything of the gods.
2.
the creators of ultimate Frisbee were way too confident in naming it imo
3.
If you love a boomerang let it go. If it doesn't come back it was a frisbee.
4.
'ULTIMATE frisbee' is a deceptivley badass name for somthing that can be described as "its like frisbee, but with rules"
5.
If I can figure out how to keep the food on the frisbee, I've got a pretty fucking awesome idea for a restaurant.
6.
College guys, catching a Frisbee on the quad won’t get you laid. Woman aren’t impressed that you have the same skills as a golden retriever.
7.
I've seen a person throw a frisbee right maybe three times in 40 years.
8.
"My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor." -- inventor of the frisbee
9.
[commercial for frisbees] "oh my gosh are they throwing a plate?" NARRATOR: haha no stupid
10.
Pancakes are really just delicious frisbees.
11.
Things were going well with my date, until she noticed my Roomba was a Frisbee glued to a bunch of rats
12.
Nothing waters down the word "ultimate" like ultimate frisbee.
13.
The most challenging aspect of Ultimate Frisbee is asking your dad for rent every month.
14.
do you think my parents divorced because I play on an ultimate frisbee team
15.
*nails a hole-in-one in frisbee golf* Yeah, I smoked a lot of pot in college
16.
a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again
17.
ME: i'd like to return this roomba. all it does is attract dudes named Conrad to my house CASHIER: sir that is a frisbee
18.
I'm pretty sure white people invented Ultimate Frisbee to cement their status as white people.
19.
Today the International Olympic Committee recognized Frisbee as a sport, so now you can hate the player AND the game.
20.
Once while arguing with a stranger I yelled YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT FRISBEE only to find out later he was Kevin Frisbee III.
21.
It's illegal to yell "ULTIMATE FRISBEE!" in a crowded Whole Foods.