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22 Hilarious Tweets About Your Ex That Are Real As Hell

I ain't sorry.

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U ever wore some unnecessary shit 2 ur ex house, just 2 pick up ur last few things 1pm: "Im Just Here To Get My Shit"

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Do u hear that music? "ugh its my crazy ex again" How can you tell? [i come whipping around the corner in an ice cream truck] FUCK YOU GREG

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when ur ex who wasn't 'looking for anything serious' gets a new girlfriend

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When your ex says they'll find someone better than you

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When someone brings up your ex

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i love that moment post breakup when girls start posting fire selfies.

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My exes are at their weekly meeting all like "ok are we still all liking her pics? What about texting her 'hey' at 3am?" (they all nod)

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my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)

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IF U BUMP INTO UR EX WITH HIS NEW GIRL ACT FAKE EXCITED TO MEET HER AND SINCERELY SAY "OMG I RLY LIKE UR PAJAMAS" NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARING

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On Valentine's Day if you bring a picture of your ex to shred at hooters you get 10 free boneless wings 😂

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When your ex tries to come back into your life....

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This is still the most accurate "girls before and after a breakup" pic

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