1.
When the dentist asks if you've been flossing and you have to tell him the truth:
2.
When you've eaten too much salad:
3.
When you're the only person you can count on:
4.
When you're too lazy to do your laundry but you don't have any clothes left:
5.
When you and your friends hear someone talking shit:
6.
When you can't seem to take a good selfie:
7.
When someone offers you seafood but forgets that both of your parents are lobsters:
8.
When your mom is trying to get you up in the morning:
9.
When the party gets boring and you need to leave:
10.
When you're getting ready for a night on the town:
11.
When allergy season rolls around:
12.
When Dad takes you on one last walk around the block before he leaves for space forever:
13.
When you're so glad Dad is home because now he can finally kill the spider that's in the basement:
14.
When you're sad about your life going nowhere and your friend who looks like you only less sad decides to cheer you up:
15.
When Mom says you can't leave the house without taking a shower first:
16.
When you're honestly just so fucking hungry:
17.
When the rival cheerleading squad decides to take their routine up a notch:
18.
When you send a text and immediately regret it afterward:
