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life hack: if you cry in your uber pool they don't pick anyone else up
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SUFJAN: hey bon? BON IVER: (crying) you scared me SUFJAN: (also crying) you just scared me *they fall back asleep in their nest*
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when you're crying in your room and somebody knocks on the door
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(me chopping onions) actually im crying because of my life
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What u guys doin' 😎 *puts on sunglasses* *they fall off* *I trip and step on them* *I cry for a very long time, but not just about this*
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*pats crying child on the back* "There, there" *child keeps crying* "Did you not just hear when I said, 'There, there'? Shut up, already"
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Sorry Im late i was in the parking lot crying
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I spent my 21st birthday drunk crying in a closet during my goth themed party
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when the committee finally declared Crying an olympic sport i began to cry in joy and also to practice
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If u let ur kid run & scream in the mall I swear to god I'll follow u home & sit in my car sobbing as I watch ur beautiful family eat dinner
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here's my sister crying over her 6th grade math homework (this is the best sc story I've ever had)
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no YOU'RE crying at selfie stick reviews
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In case you missed my snapchat story here is Mikayla after she accidentally hit a bird
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So I was on drunk on snapchat last night crying
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mY NEPHEW WAS CRYING SO I PLAYED DRUNK IN LOVE BY BEYONCÉ TO TUNE HIM OUT AND HE STOPPED
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I'm not crying I just have something in my eye