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1. So it's a regular day, and you're just living your life, feeling like the bomb ass bitch that you are.
2. When all of a sudden a familiar feeling strikes you:
3. And that feeling turns into a burn:
4. That's right. It's a UTI:
5. And it's coming for ya:
6. And you immediately retreat into the fetal position:
7. You cancel all your plans for the day, because it's not like you're going to get anything done with your crotch on fire:
8. You try to blow it off to your friends, though:
9. Even if you may or may not be sending texts while crying from the bathroom:
10. And then someone says, "It can't be that bad":
11. And you enter into the whiny complaining phase of UTI-dom:
12. And you maybe throw yourself a pity party:
13. Because you've already been to the bathroom 15 times in the last hour:
14. And it kind of feels like the worst thing to happen to your vagina in a long time:
15. But you eventually give your lady parts a pep talk:
16. And take that first drink of cranberry juice:
17. And you start to feel like the queen you've always been:
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