This week on The Bachelor, all the girls finally get to debut their carefully-coordinated athleisure outfits on a series of athleisurely dates. Nick, a boy with a type, kicks off the episode by kicking off three blondes. The Backstreet Boys inexplicably appear on a show that usually only features D-list country singers. Some of the girls have to learn a dance routine from Cats. Corinne says the words "cheese pasta" more times than I have ever heard anyone say them in my life. Apparently, there is a contestant named Dominique.
What is Corinne's nanny doing while she's off on her "journey?" Was this episode sponsored by Reddi Wip? Will Nick be crying on all of his first dates this season? Will Vanessa reaching for the dramamine prove to be a drama mine? Will Alexis' shark costume reappear at the pool party? Has Alexis seen Blackfish?
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