The Last Five Shameful Minutes In Your Internet History

Internet time is private time, and Mozilla has you covered.

Reddit user Grizzled -- Kinda, pointed out Mozilla's newest security function to erase the last 5 minutes of your search history, and called it the "just masturbated" button.

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Mozilla says "Forget" will "cover your tracks or escape from sites you don't trust." Reddit user, oplomorph, thinks it is good for holiday shopping. However, what do you need to cover in just 5 minutes?

A Song by Justin Bieber

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A Tale from a Piece of Clop Fiction

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The underworld of My Little Pony. It's a place where grown men called Bronies read fictional smut based on the characters and show My Little Pony. It just might ruin your childhood. Especially if you wanted a pony.

Last Five Minutes Bidding on the Virgin Mary Sandwich on Ebay

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A Virgin Mary cheese sandwich went for $28,000 on Ebay according to the BBC back in 2004. Hopefully the Virgin Mary can relieve whatever shame you have for spending your life savings on a sandwich.