1. Some Yellow Food
2. Some Flying Fish Spawn
3. ALL THE GARLIC
4. This Amazing Wheel of Meat
5. Or This Sexy-Ass Steak
6. These Beauty Calorie Noodles
7. Or This Sweet, Garlic Pastry
8. This Low-Calorie Water
9. This Beer-Through-A-Straw At A Movie Theater
10. Or this winery wine — which is like, totally, from a winery.
11. These Mona Lisa Chocolate Cookies
12. These Nappies
In Australia, “goon” is slang for boxed wine.
13. Or these sanitary pads, which include an interactive display.
14. These Must-Have Beauty Aids
15. And These Ones
16. This Mouth Strap
It’s meant to keep your mouth closed, so your throat doesn’t get dry(?).
17. These Women’s Linge
18. And These Running Panties
19. This Notebook
20. This Ken Doll Hair Wax
21. This Vuvuzela Sexual Lubricant
22. These Powerful Eyedrops
23. Condoms and/or Mentos from This Well-Meaning Dispenser
24. This Organic, Green-Tea TP
25. Some Frisk Gum to Sharpen You Up in One Touch
26. These Silkworm Pills
27. Or These Larva Multivitamins
28. These Dog Panties
29. And/or These Ones
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