Trees falling down kill 33 people every year. And they NEVER KNOW WHEN TO DIE.
70 people drown every year in lakes. Those deceitful, placid bastard bodies of water.
Also, lakes explode and release an insane amount of CO2. One erupted and killed 1,700 people in 1986.
Wind kills about 45 people and causes over a billion dollars in damages every single year. Plus, 75% of all weather related accidents are from dumb ol' wind. WIND.
The best you can hope for this Memorial Day is rain.
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