The Perks Of Googly Eyes

Why you should always have a pack of googly eyes and a glue stick on hand.

1. They spice up pre-existing vandalism

Vandalism on vandalism, yo.

2. They let you know that someone's always watching

Is that a banana in your pocket?

...Yes. *reveals potassium deficiency*

3. They show you it's still socially acceptable to spit

Spitters aren't always quitters.

4. They make going to class a little less terrible

"Oh, you have class in room 3 Double-Goggly-Eye?!"

5. They tell you when you need to clean up a bit

You've got some schmutz on your cheek.

6. They immediately hyperbolize whatever they touch

What?!?!

7. They make swiping your card suck less

...and don't silently judge you when you spend $25 on vending machine candy.

8. They'll help you start your morning off right

No one's gonna feel crummy today.

9. They're a friendly sight for sore eyes

No, you're not symmetrical.

10. They'll silently judge your breakfast choice

Corn Flakes are Frosted Flakes' ugly sister.

11. They'll make you second guess your library hook-ups

Shhhhhh!

12. They get you

Sweet Land of Liberty.

When in doubt, goggly eye it out.