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15 Of The Countriest Country Christmas Songs

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, y'all.

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3. Suzy Bogguss - Two-Step 'Round The Christmas Tree

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There's a jolly man in a bright red suit, Did you ever see a Santa in cowboy boots
Twirling across the floor spurs a-jingling merri-ly, As they sing those carols soft and low We'll all be shouting out cotton-eyed Joe, Roll back the rug so we can, Two step 'round the Christmas tree.

4. Robert Earl Keene- Merry Christmas From the Family


Carve the Turkey, Turn the ball game on, It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store, We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites, A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights, Hallelujah everybody say cheese, Merry Christmas from the family

6. Jeff Foxworthy- Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas


12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets, Ten a' copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

7. Joe Diffie - Leroy The Redneck Reindeer


Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick, So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks, He said, "Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck", Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck" When Leroy got to the north pole, all the reindeer snickered and laughed
But they never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat

10. George Strait - Christmas Cookies


Now those sprinkly things just makes things worse, 'Cause it makes them taste better than they did at first and they're absolutely impossible to resist, Some disappear to who knows where but I make sure I get my share, And those kids just stand there waiting for the ones I miss

12. Alabama - Christmas in Dixie


It's windy in Chicago the kids are out of school, There's magic in Motown the city's on the move, In Jackson, Mississippi, to Charlotte, Caroline, And all across the nation, it's the peaceful Christmas time

13. Kenny Rogers, Garth Brook & Trisha Yearwood - The Old Man's Back in Town


He's been waitin' all year long, Just to bring his gifts to you, All the elves and Mrs. Claus have been waitin' all year too, Now they're hookin' up his reindeer, And they're loadin' down his sleigh So take my advice you best be nice, 'Cause the old man's on his way

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