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15 Of The Countriest Country Christmas Songs

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, y'all.

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1. Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer

When they found her Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack, There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back
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When they found her Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack, There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back

2. Kenny Chesney - All I Want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan

Well everybody's praying for a Christmas so white, come to think about it, that'd be alright, as long as it's sand and not snow on the ground, and everyday our skin gets a little more brown
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Well everybody's praying for a Christmas so white, come to think about it, that'd be alright, as long as it's sand and not snow on the ground, and everyday our skin gets a little more brown

3. Suzy Bogguss - Two-Step 'Round The Christmas Tree

There's a jolly man in a bright red suit, Did you ever see a Santa in cowboy bootsTwirling across the floor spurs a-jingling merri-ly, As they sing those carols soft and low We'll all be shouting out cotton-eyed Joe, Roll back the rug so we can, Two step 'round the Christmas tree.
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There's a jolly man in a bright red suit, Did you ever see a Santa in cowboy boots
Twirling across the floor spurs a-jingling merri-ly, As they sing those carols soft and low We'll all be shouting out cotton-eyed Joe, Roll back the rug so we can, Two step 'round the Christmas tree.

4. Robert Earl Keene- Merry Christmas From the Family

Carve the Turkey, Turn the ball game on, It's margaritas when the eggnog's goneSend somebody to the Quickpak Store, We need some ice and an extension chordA can of bean dip and some Diet Rites, A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights, Hallelujah everybody say cheese, Merry Christmas from the family
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Carve the Turkey, Turn the ball game on, It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store, We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites, A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights, Hallelujah everybody say cheese, Merry Christmas from the family

5. Clint Black- 'Til Santa's Gone ( Milk and Cookies)

Now I know what he like for a late night snack, For years now it's been bringing him back, Milk and cookies, He'll come and go without a sound again, But how in the world does he get in, Ain't got a chimney
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Now I know what he like for a late night snack, For years now it's been bringing him back, Milk and cookies, He'll come and go without a sound again, But how in the world does he get in, Ain't got a chimney

6. Jeff Foxworthy- Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets, Ten a' copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT
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12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets, Ten a' copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

7. Joe Diffie - Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick, So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks, He said, "Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck", Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck" When Leroy got to the north pole, all the reindeer snickered and laughedBut they never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat
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Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick, So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks, He said, "Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck", Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck" When Leroy got to the north pole, all the reindeer snickered and laughed
But they never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat

8. Gene Autry -Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Gene Autry's original 1949 recording of this song his #1 in the U.S. charts.
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Gene Autry's original 1949 recording of this song his #1 in the U.S. charts.

9. Willie Nelson - Pretty Paper

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue, Wrap your presents to your darling from youPretty pencils to write I love you, Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue
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Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue, Wrap your presents to your darling from you
Pretty pencils to write I love you, Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue

10. George Strait - Christmas Cookies

Now those sprinkly things just makes things worse, 'Cause it makes them taste better than they did at first and they're absolutely impossible to resist, Some disappear to who knows where but I make sure I get my share, And those kids just stand there waiting for the ones I miss
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Now those sprinkly things just makes things worse, 'Cause it makes them taste better than they did at first and they're absolutely impossible to resist, Some disappear to who knows where but I make sure I get my share, And those kids just stand there waiting for the ones I miss

11. Alan Jackson and the Chipmunks - Santa's Gonna Come in a Pick-up Truck

Santa can't bring his reindeer, He'll leave them far away, But don't you worry 'bout him, He's gonna be here Christmas day, He's got a big red pickup, With four-wheel drive and all
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Santa can't bring his reindeer, He'll leave them far away, But don't you worry 'bout him, He's gonna be here Christmas day, He's got a big red pickup, With four-wheel drive and all

12. Alabama - Christmas in Dixie

It's windy in Chicago the kids are out of school, There's magic in Motown the city's on the move, In Jackson, Mississippi, to Charlotte, Caroline, And all across the nation, it's the peaceful Christmas time
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It's windy in Chicago the kids are out of school, There's magic in Motown the city's on the move, In Jackson, Mississippi, to Charlotte, Caroline, And all across the nation, it's the peaceful Christmas time

13. Kenny Rogers, Garth Brook & Trisha Yearwood - The Old Man's Back in Town

He's been waitin' all year long, Just to bring his gifts to you, All the elves and Mrs. Claus have been waitin' all year too, Now they're hookin' up his reindeer, And they're loadin' down his sleigh So take my advice you best be nice, 'Cause the old man's on his way
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He's been waitin' all year long, Just to bring his gifts to you, All the elves and Mrs. Claus have been waitin' all year too, Now they're hookin' up his reindeer, And they're loadin' down his sleigh So take my advice you best be nice, 'Cause the old man's on his way

14. Dolly Parton - Hard Candy Christmas

I'll be just fine and dandy, Lord it's like a hard candy Christmas, I'm barely getting through tomorrow, But still I won't let sorrow bring me way down
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I'll be just fine and dandy, Lord it's like a hard candy Christmas, I'm barely getting through tomorrow, But still I won't let sorrow bring me way down

15. Loretta Lynn - Country Christmas

Mommy pop the popcorn and we'll string it on the tree, Apples nuts and candy oh what a Christmas feel, Daddy play the organ and we'll all sing Silent Night
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Mommy pop the popcorn and we'll string it on the tree, Apples nuts and candy oh what a Christmas feel, Daddy play the organ and we'll all sing Silent Night

Bonus: Alan Jackson - Let It Be Christmas

Because it's a country Christmas classic.
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Because it's a country Christmas classic.

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