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We all get a bit of verbal diarrhoea every now and again... But can you guess who came out with these outrageous quotes?

We all get a bit of verbal diarrhoea every now and again... But can you guess who came out with these outrageous quotes?

Who Said It... Football Edition!

Roy Hodgson!

"I’m not prepared to make any comments on the World Cup in Qatar in 1922"

Paul Merson!

“In England, Rooney is a world-class footballer in the world.”

Dion Dublin!

“Sandro’s holding his face. You can tell from that it’s a knee injury.”

Ruud Gullit

"We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us."

Stuart Pearce!

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."

Alan Shearer!

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."

Nigel Pearson!

"I think you must be an ostrich. Is your head in the sand?"

Joe Kinnear!

"I think they've got some magnificent midfield players: Tiote. Ben Afri, Yohan Kebab, Sissoko are very solid."

Ron Atkinson!

"I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way."

Ian Wright!

"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match."

Iain Dowie!

“Sessegnon gets it on his left hand foot.”

Sir Bobby!

"We don't want our players to be monks. We want them to be better football players because a monk doesn't play football at this level."

Gazza!

"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."

Becks!

On being asked if he was a 'volatile' player: "Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side."

Sir Alex!

"If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn’t happen again. If I could, I would have carried on playing."

Mark Lawrenson!

"You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall."

Ian Rush!

On moving to Italy: "It was like living in a different country."

King Kev!

"I don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona."

Cloughy!

"If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He’d have put grass up there."

Mick McCarthy!

"No regrets, none at all. My only regret is that we went out on penalties. That's my only regret but no, no regrets."

Graeme Le Saux!

"We’re in a no-win situation, except if we win we’ll go through to the next round."

Stan Collymore!

"Matty Jarvis had acres of time there"

Mark Viduka!

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."

Steve Lomas!

"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today."

Theo Walcott!

"I've been consistent in patches this season"

Well... The less you say the better! A bumbling mess, your media-manner is astonishing!

Not as bad as it could've been... You've mastered the basics, but logic still defies you!

With moments of magic, you deal out pearls of wisdom and madness in equal measures!

A lovable fool! You've nailed the dopey, on-air banter, but there's room for improvement!

Sensational! You are the special one, and can talk utter balls and it be taken as gospel!

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