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17 Times #ThingsJesusNeverSaid Was Too Hilarious For Its Own Good

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid frenzy swept through the Twittersphere this week, resurrecting some of the greatest Jesus jokes ever seen!

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1. The time Jesus wasn't about those shared posts...

please guys, I need to help all those people who shared these posts on Facebook #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

2. The time Jesus didn't fancy laying down the sickest album of 2015...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid #StraightOutta Nazareth!

3. The time Jesus trolled your resurrection hopes...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid.. You only live once.

4. The time Jesus' sandal choice was on fleek...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Check out my new Nike Air Nazareth's.

5. The time Jesus had his priorities dead right...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Better check if that Facebook post got enough likes for me to save that sick person.

6. The time Jesus was questioning his heritage...

Why am I the only blonde haired, blue eyed guy in Galilee? #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

7. The time Jesus headed out for the cheekiest of Nandos...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid out for a cheeky nandos wiv the lads #squadgoals

8. The time Jesus was the Freshest Prince of Nazareth...

Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped - turned upsidedown... #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

9. The time Jesus was the ultimate WineLad...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid "How can I be drunk, sweetheart? I've been drinking water all night!" *Winks at the lads

10. The time Jesus just lived for the weekend...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid TGIF = Thank god it's friday

11. The time Jesus owned Peter at Beer Pong...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid "Step your game up, Peter."

12. The time Jesus got a little inspiration from Gandalf...

13. The time Jesus had the pet we all wish we could have...

Who wants to go for a ride on my dinosaur? #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

14. The time Jesus was the awkward customer...

I have a large party. Could we get separate checks please? #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

15. The time Jesus simply didn't give a f**k

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid "Fuck the water... Let's get crunk!"

16. The time Jesus didn't have any time for your shit...

"Please Lord, give me a sign." "I'm busy!" #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

17. The time Jesus punked the world...

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid I didn't actually walk on water. I was water skiing

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