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Hi, I'm interested in pursuing a career that helps me pay my rent.
I can't even find a matching sock.
*drops the mic* *walks away*
I also know how to sing happy birthday in four languages and took a ballroom dance class in college!
I spent 48 hours proofreading my cover letter.
How is this entry level?
I'm very funny!
*deletes every Acapulco vacation photo*
Let's just focus on what I'm good at right now.
No, thanks. I'd rather die than be social.
WRONG. I'm perfect.
Sorry but I have plans with Netflix and my bed.
IS IT GONE FOREVER? IF I HIT REFRESH WILL IT SEND IT TWICE?
You think all the food I eat is going to pay for itself?
Tell them how amazing I am.
This is incredibly overwhelming. Goodnight.
I just feel it in my gut.
Why did you even make me upload my resume?
So what if I cry every time I'm slightly inconvenienced?
I'd fit right in! I'm also incredibly talented!