2.
He really likes American crime drama series The Shield.
3.
He was really angry when Channel 7 delayed coverage of the Australian Open.
5.
He lifted his Twitter game.
7.
He is jealous of former prime minister Kevin Rudd’s hair.
8.
He found it funny when Rudd and former prime minister Julia Gillard hugged.
9.
He thinks dirty lefties are “too easy”.
10.
He pondered whether a female political journalist was going on a date.
11.
Sometimes he tweets about “immi”...
12.
...which is short for immigration.
13.
He is grateful to cricketer Ashton Agar for sparking Dutton’s wife’s interest in cricket.
14.
Because he really just loves Test cricket.
15.
It makes him swear sometimes.
16.
He likes to warn his followers of visa cancellations.
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And update them on visa cancellations.
19.
He wants you to dream about former Queensland premier Campbell Newman.
21.
He woke up early once on his son’s birthday to help him build Lego.
22.
He wondered whether Gillard had a problem with men.
23.
He denied boxer Floyd Mayweather a visa.
24.
He reminds his followers regularly about his interviews with shock jock Ray Hadley.
25.
He once photobombed a photo.
26.
He compared former treasurer Wayne Swan to Sesame Street puppet Elmo.
27.
He tweets about boat turn backs a lot.
28.
And about how Labor doesn’t like them.
29.
He doesn’t post tweet threads often, but when he does, they’re about offshore detention.
30.
I do not know what this means.
31.
He held a puppy once.