1. People say Portugal is a breathtaking country...
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Azenhas do Mar in Sintra.
2. But you've got to wonder why Portuguese people are so proud of their country.
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3. Portugal has no charm.
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4. Not even a little bit!
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Sintra.
5. Who would want to lie on beaches like this one?
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Aljezur.
6. Look at the color of the water — it's just gross!
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Madeira.
7. Let's talk about Porto for a minute...
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8. Seriously, what is this thing?
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Maria Pia Bridge (built by Gustave Eiffel).
9. The whole place is just charmless.
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10. This is an offense to my eyes.
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11. And Lisbon isn't much better...
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12. The whole city lives in the past.
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13. And the tramway is just painful to look at.
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14. What is this? Where are we? San Francisco??
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25 de Abril Bridge in Lisbon.
15. Portuguese landscapes are in no way poetic.
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Tavira.
16. And everybody knows the country has zero history.
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Park and National Palace of Pena, Sintra.
17. Everything there is unremarkable and ugly.
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Porto's city hall.
18. The architecture in the country is so boring.
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Belém Tower, Lisbon.
19. Lame!
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Padrão dos Descobrimentos, Lisbon.
20. Seriously, this place has no class.
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Santa Luzia.
21. It's just vile.
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Pegões aqueduct.
22. A pile of old stones with zero appeal.
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Jerónimos Monastery, Lisbon.
23. And don't even get me started on the food.
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24. Ew.
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25. I mean, who on earth enjoys Porto?
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26. Oh, and Fado is lame too.
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Amália Rodrigues.
27. Portugal has no memorable celebrities.
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Cristiano Ronaldo.
28. Seriously, who's ever heard of Luís Figo??
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29. Portuguese people are so boring.
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30. And unpleasant.
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31. No really, this country is just plain ugly.
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Ponta da Piedade.
32. Don't bother.
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Moinho Tipico.
33. Just stay home...
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Lisbon.
34. And never come to Portugal!
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Praia do Vau (Algarve).