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34 Reasons To Never Visit Portugal

Run you fools!

1. People say Portugal is a breathtaking country...

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Azenhas do Mar in Sintra.

2. But you've got to wonder why Portuguese people are so proud of their country.

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3. Portugal has no charm.

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4. Not even a little bit!

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5. Who would want to lie on beaches like this one?

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6. Look at the color of the water — it's just gross!

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7. Let's talk about Porto for a minute...

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8. Seriously, what is this thing?

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Maria Pia Bridge (built by Gustave Eiffel).

9. The whole place is just charmless.

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10. This is an offense to my eyes.

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11. And Lisbon isn't much better...

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12. The whole city lives in the past.

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13. And the tramway is just painful to look at.

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14. What is this? Where are we? San Francisco??

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25 de Abril Bridge in Lisbon.

15. Portuguese landscapes are in no way poetic.

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16. And everybody knows the country has zero history.

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Park and National Palace of Pena, Sintra.

17. Everything there is unremarkable and ugly.

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Porto's city hall.

18. The architecture in the country is so boring.

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Belém Tower, Lisbon.

19. Lame!

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Padrão dos Descobrimentos, Lisbon.

20. Seriously, this place has no class.

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Santa Luzia.

21. It's just vile.

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Pegões aqueduct.

22. A pile of old stones with zero appeal.

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Jerónimos Monastery, Lisbon.

23. And don't even get me started on the food.

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24. Ew.

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25. I mean, who on earth enjoys Porto?

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26. Oh, and Fado is lame too.

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Amália Rodrigues.

27. Portugal has no memorable celebrities.

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Cristiano Ronaldo.

28. Seriously, who's ever heard of Luís Figo??

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29. Portuguese people are so boring.

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30. And unpleasant.

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31. No really, this country is just plain ugly.

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Ponta da Piedade.

32. Don't bother.

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Moinho Tipico.

33. Just stay home...

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34. And never come to Portugal!

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Praia do Vau (Algarve).