gilbyvonmatterhorn

gilbyvonmatterhorn

You know how it is! I'm old now and I got shit to do. And, you know, I made the decision... I'm goin' on the wagon, you know? No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this? This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer! It's... it's not even like drinking beer! Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two sometimes, but only to loosen up. I totally stopped doing drugs. Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different. It doesn't have to be MY prescription. If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe. But, you know, I definitely don't do street drugs anymore. I mean, unless you've got some. Oh, you're not holding. That's cool. No big deal. You know, I never do it unless it's just around... or someones offering it. Oh, I know a guy! Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away. I'll... I'll drive. I'll drive. You know, I got money too! Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here. Or... I'll be back in 20.

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