Skip To Content
Homepage
Sign In
Search BuzzFeed
California residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.
  • Poll badge

This Is Probably The Hardest Ron Swanson Poll You'll Ever Take

Yes, I too keep a landmine at my desk.

BuzzFeed Community Team
Approved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team

  1. 1. Which ex-wife would you rather have?

    Which ex-wife would you rather have?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
1. Which ex-wife would you rather have?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 2. Which food would you rather eat?

    Which food would you rather eat?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
2. Which food would you rather eat?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 3. Which close proximity workplace associate had the best chemistry with Ron?

    Which close proximity workplace associate had the best chemistry with Ron?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
3. Which close proximity workplace associate had the best chemistry with Ron?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 4. And out of these two?

    And out of these two?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
4. And out of these two?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 5. Which activity would you rather participate in?

    Which activity would you rather participate in?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
5. Which activity would you rather participate in?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 6. If you could take an item from his office which one would it be?

    If you could take an item from his office which one would it be?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
6. If you could take an item from his office which one would it be?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 7. If you could take a sports item from his office which one would it be?

    If you could take a sports item from his office which one would it be?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
7. If you could take a sports item from his office which one would it be?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 8. Which of Ron's books would you rather read?

    Which of Ron's books would you rather read?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
8. Which of Ron's books would you rather read?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 9. Which sport would you rather play with Ron?

    Which sport would you rather play with Ron?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
9. Which sport would you rather play with Ron?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 10. Which of Ron's jobs would you rather have?

    Which of Ron's jobs would you rather have?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
10. Which of Ron's jobs would you rather have?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 11. Which one would make Ron cry?

    Which one would make Ron cry?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
11. Which one would make Ron cry?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. 12. Which camping activity would you rather do with Ron?

    Which camping activity would you rather do with Ron?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
12. Which camping activity would you rather do with Ron?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes
View Results View Results