Incredibly enough, we live in a world of technological wonders abounding before our very eyes. One of my favorite innovations has been the electronic display telling the elevator occupants exactly which floor they are passing by, or stopping at. I cannot thank whoever was responsible for this enough. Their recognition of the fact that the average human has immense problems with a consecutive string of whole numbers was a foresight of much importance. Unfortunately, not many elevator-goers take advantage of the display.
Listen, I get it. You've stepped into the elevator and you finally have a few minutes to yourself. It seems like am ideal time to get out your ipods and update yourselves on the latest social media happenings. After all, once you arrive at your designated floor, you'll go back to your job at Tech Startup #284,991 a demanding job which requires you to dress up like a jackass and dick around on a computer for eight hours while pretending you're actually doing something.
I implore you, rider, leave the ipad in your pocket. Keep an eye on the display, lest you attempt to exit at the wrong floor, or fail to exit at your appropriate floor, therefore making a complete jackass out of yourself in front of all six people in this metal hell cube.