A Book For Every Life Crisis

    Unless your life crisis is that you're a worm, in which case you can't be helped.

    When you think you're too old to follow your dreams

    When you think that corporations are conspiring against the people.

    When your feet hurt in those summer clogs.

    When you're sexually frustrated because you're a worm.

    When you think you have a complicated family

    When you look back over your twenties and think wtf have I achieved

    When you find your first grey hair and you want to be a kid again

    When life just seems flat and grey

    For unrequited love.

    For everything that life throws at you.