1. Getting out of bed every day is a god damn chore.
2. Some days you don't even leave your bed.
3. But once you're up, the only thing you want to is crawl back into bed.
4. You do everything you can to make sure you don't have to wake up before 10 A.M.
5. Sometimes you don't even put clothes on, because it's too much work.
6. Literally every task is so fucking difficult.
7. And sometimes you pretend to "forget," just to get out of doing something you didn't wanna do.
8. You try not to overwork yourself...
9. ... because at the end of a busy day, you legitimately feel DEAD inside.
10. Once you're down, you refuse to get up for anything...
11. ...because once your pajamas are on, you are done for the day.
12. You find that your sink slowly fills with dirty dishes.
13. Which means Febreeze is your best friend, because you don't clean SHIT.
14. At night, you hold your pee just so you don't have to get up.
15. You consider any means necessary when it comes to avoiding walking.
16. This is a common sight in your bathroom...
17. ... because helping around the house is just not your thing.
18. This is basically your motto:
Lazy people UNITE! ...Tomorrow.
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