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    The 10 People Who Give The Worst Wedding Speeches

    It's June, the heart of wedding season. Many wedding speeches are beautiful and poetic, and many more are witty, sharp and creative. And then there are the others. The ones that make you simply weep for humanity. Here are the proud owners of such speeches...

    E. Roger Causwell
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    1. The Broseph Best Man

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    You know this guy. The one who permanently looks like he just stumbled out of Seamus O'Malley's in the East Village. Please, tell us more about the groom's misadventures at the frat house.

    2. The Passive-Aggressive Sister

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    "You look soooo good tonight. I'm so glad you lost all that awful weight and finally found the right makeup."

    3. The Don Juan Younger Brother

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    This 12 year old said, "Call me" to the bridesmaids, and it was hilarious. The first nine times. Followed by a joke about cows he read on the internet.

    4. The Joyless Grandmother

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    She will berate you for living together before marriage and a host of other offenses that disturb her Victorian sensibilities.

    5. The Holy Roller Uncle

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    Fasten your seatbelts, you're about to get an unwanted 5 minute dose of some industrial-strength morality.

    6. The Self-Absorbed Maid of Honor

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    Just had to upstage the bride. Nicely done. I'm sure she'll forgive you in 50 years or whenever the Cubs win their next World Series.

    7. The Completely Unprepared Best Man

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    "Umm...well...ummm...so....uhh..." You could hear a pin drop during this monstrosity. Three states away.

    8. The Hysterically Crying Mother

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    Lady, please, get a hold of yourself. it's just a wedding. She'll have another one.

    9. The Overly Political Dad

    C'mon pal, there are better times to discuss your disapproval of your new "pinko commie" son-in-law. Like Thanksgiving, Christmas and Aunt Molly's funeral.

    10. The Groomsman who Loves the Bride

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    This sleazebag will stare at her the entire time and not even bother trying to hide it. Keep this man away from...well, everyone.

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