9 Reasons Obamacare Is Ruining Your Life

Go home Obamacare, you're drunk

1. Obamacare is making employment even harder for Millennials.

Can you say "15% Millennial unemployment rate?"

2. Oh, and it isn’t making anything cheaper - health insurance premiums for Millennials are actually skyrocketing.

It's a 41% rise for women and a 91% rise for men, nationally. See what it is in your state.

3. Obamacare is also stifling innovation.

The government should be encouraging entrepreneurs in order to develop cheaper and better alternatives.

4. And that famously glitchy website… it cost American taxpayers $2.1 billion!

Who cares? The Millennials will pay for that!

5. I bet $2.1 billion buys a pretty darn great website!

Umm, no. A full year after its launch, the site still isn't totally safe.

6. Of course, they needed to spend $700 million promoting Obamacare.

After all, it isn't like anyone was already talking about it…

7. But surely this got everyone to sign up!

Obamacare continues to be as desirable as Google+…

8. So, uhhh, cancelled plans…

WTF?

9. Hey, I hear Canada loves its socialized medicine…

(Sure, if you like waiting an average of 18.2 weeks to see a doctor.)