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    27 Fucking Great Gifts You Should Buy For Your Sweary Female Friend

    Very fucking ladylike indeed.

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    1. This calendar that will help you decide how many fucks you should give each day.

    2. This bitchin' scarf that will surely keep you warm this winter.

    3. This excellent pin for the sweary cat person.

    4. And while you're at it, you can grab a little jar of fucks too.

    5. This badass backpack.

    6. This straight-talking welcome mat.

    7. This pair of socks to gift your best friend in the whole fucking world.

    8. This bracelet fit for a badass feminist.

    9. This epic decal to stick on your laptop.

    10. This candle that will subtly motivate you to get your shit together.

    11. This mug that combines both your fave song lyrics and your fave curse word.

    12. This comprehensive breakdown of every swear word, as told by the periodic table of swearing.

    13. This classy AF notepad that will help keep you in check.

    14. This neon sign that says everything you need to loud and clear.

    15. This rug that will help you withstand the bullshit.

    16. This fucking fierce footwear.

    17. This brilliant beanie.

    18. These pretty fucking honest balloons.

    19. This adorable and to-the-point enamel pin.

    20. This tea that will inject you with some fucking Christmas cheer.

    21. This sweary party game that will spruce up any night in.

    22. This dainty necklace with a less than dainty message.

    23. This coffee liqueur that will amuse any sweary fucker.

    24. This badge that does exactly what it says on the pin.

    25. These handy little pencil reminders.

    26. This fucking fancy phone case.

    27. And finally, this gift wrap, perfect for wrapping all your gifts in.