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27 Fucking Great Gifts You Should Buy For Your Sweary Female Friend

Very fucking ladylike indeed.

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1. This calendar that will help you decide how many fucks you should give each day.

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Get it from Firebox for £5.99.

2. This bitchin' scarf that will surely keep you warm this winter.

Get it from Skinny Dip for £18.00.
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Get it from Skinny Dip for £18.00.

3. This excellent pin for the sweary cat person.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £6.00.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £6.00.

4. And while you're at it, you can grab a little jar of fucks too.

Because who doesn't need a place to store their fucks (or lack thereof). Get the pin from this Etsy shop for £6.00.
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Because who doesn't need a place to store their fucks (or lack thereof). Get the pin from this Etsy shop for £6.00.

5. This badass backpack.

Get it from Dolls Kill for £30.58.
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Get it from Dolls Kill for £30.58.

6. This straight-talking welcome mat.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £37.63.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £37.63.

7. This pair of socks to gift your best friend in the whole fucking world.

Or just buy them for yourself! Get them from this Etsy shop for £4.99.
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Or just buy them for yourself! Get them from this Etsy shop for £4.99.

8. This bracelet fit for a badass feminist.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £8.23.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £8.23.

9. This epic decal to stick on your laptop.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £2.50.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £2.50.

10. This candle that will subtly motivate you to get your shit together.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £5.99.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £5.99.

11. This mug that combines both your fave song lyrics and your fave curse word.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £10.00.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £10.00.

12. This comprehensive breakdown of every swear word, as told by the periodic table of swearing.

Buy the mug from Firebox for £11.99.
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Buy the mug from Firebox for £11.99.

13. This classy AF notepad that will help keep you in check.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £9.41.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £9.41.

14. This neon sign that says everything you need to loud and clear.

Get it from Amazon for £69.99.
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Get it from Amazon for £69.99.

15. This rug that will help you withstand the bullshit.

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Get it from Dolls Kill for £45.67.

16. This fucking fierce footwear.

Get it from Dolls Kill for £24.46.
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Get it from Dolls Kill for £24.46.

17. This brilliant beanie.

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Get it from Route One for £21.99.

18. These pretty fucking honest balloons.

Perfect for any party. Get them from Firebox for £6.99.
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Perfect for any party. Get them from Firebox for £6.99.

19. This adorable and to-the-point enamel pin.

Get it from Sour Cherry for £6.00.
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Get it from Sour Cherry for £6.00.

20. This tea that will inject you with some fucking Christmas cheer.

Get it from Firebox for £9.99.
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Get it from Firebox for £9.99.

21. This sweary party game that will spruce up any night in.

Get it from Firebox for £14.99.
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Get it from Firebox for £14.99.

22. This dainty necklace with a less than dainty message.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £15.68.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £15.68.

23. This coffee liqueur that will amuse any sweary fucker.

Get it from Firebox for £29.99.
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Get it from Firebox for £29.99.

24. This badge that does exactly what it says on the pin.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £3.00.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £3.00.

25. These handy little pencil reminders.

Get them from this Etsy shop for £2.74.
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Get them from this Etsy shop for £2.74.

26. This fucking fancy phone case.

Get it from ASOS for £12.00.
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Get it from ASOS for £12.00.

27. And finally, this gift wrap, perfect for wrapping all your gifts in.

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Get it from Firebox from for £8.99.