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1. A ~quirky~ desk plant that will make it seem as if you know how to care for another living organism, other than yourself.
2. A stapler that’ll be impressive for the sheer fact you actually have one.
3. A wooden elephant that doubles up as a phone stand and a pen holder.
You do have to assemble it yourself, but it's a small price to pay for looking like you have your shit together. Get it from Amazon for £7.99.
4. A cute desk calendar to trick your colleagues into thinking you actually know what day it is.
The motivational quotes on each page really give you that inspiring look. Get it from Kikki K for £12.00.
5. A practical way to stop your wires being crossed and deter office thieves from stealing your charger.
Save yourself the hassle. Get them from Amazon for £3.99.
6. A bunny that's made to store your scissors and paperclips in a handy way.
Now you can keep your paperclips in one place instead of scattered all over. Get it from Red Candy for £23.50.
7. A notebook that'll make it seem like you get shit done.
It's the thought that counts. Get it from Urban Outfitters for £7.00.
8. And a diary that'll match that sentiment completely.
9. A spinning organiser to secretly play with whenever you’re in the mood to procrastinate.
But in, like, a professional way. Get it from Great Little Trading Co. for £30.40.
10. A waste paper bin that'll subtly allude to how tired you always are at work.
And just how much coffee you consume in a day. Get it from Red Candy for £21.50.
11. A coffee mug tissue holder to go with your business-professional aesthetic.
Trick everyone into thinking you actually enjoy the taste of black coffee too. Get it from Red Candy for £15.50.
12. A tape dispenser that'll not only show your fun side, but also suggest you're organised enough to have a home for your adhesives.
13. A memo elephant that will allow you to write all of your very important thoughts down immediately.
Who cares if the thought is "must order pizza"? Get it from Red Candy for £12.95.
14. And a marbled print memo block, which you can stack and store at your leisure.
All organised people have memo blocks. Get one from Not At The High Street for £9.00.
15. A pen holder in the shape of a pencil sharpener that shows you’re not just any organised icon, you’re a ~cool~ organised icon.
A sharpener to sharpen up your image. Get it from Amazon for £12.00.
16. Some snazzy bookends for the books you probably haven't read yet.
But no one else needs to know that. Get them from Red Candy for £15.00.
17. A personalised leather mouse mat for you to mark out your territory.
A fancy addition to any fancy desk. Get it from Not At The High Street for £24.00.
18. Some colourful letter trays to brighten up your work day.
Make your desk match your personality. Get them from Not At The High Street for £22.00.
19. A weekly desk planner you can use to be super ahead of the game.
Get the satisfaction of knowing WTF is going on for once. Get it from Fox and Star for £13.50.
Very organised indeed. Get them both from Ohh Deer for £3.50 each.
21. And a pouch for when you're done with pretending.
Because there's only so long you can keep up the act! Get it from this Etsy store for £12.99.
