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    21 Genius Products To Appear As If You're Actually Organised

    Fake it 'til you make it, friends.

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    1. A ~quirky~ desk plant that will make it seem as if you know how to care for another living organism, other than yourself.

    2. A stapler that’ll be impressive for the sheer fact you actually have one.

    3. A wooden elephant that doubles up as a phone stand and a pen holder.

    4. A cute desk calendar to trick your colleagues into thinking you actually know what day it is.

    5. A practical way to stop your wires being crossed and deter office thieves from stealing your charger.

    6. A bunny that's made to store your scissors and paperclips in a handy way.

    7. A notebook that'll make it seem like you get shit done.

    8. And a diary that'll match that sentiment completely.

    9. A spinning organiser to secretly play with whenever you’re in the mood to procrastinate.

    10. A waste paper bin that'll subtly allude to how tired you always are at work.

    11. A coffee mug tissue holder to go with your business-professional aesthetic.

    12. A tape dispenser that'll not only show your fun side, but also suggest you're organised enough to have a home for your adhesives.

    13. A memo elephant that will allow you to write all of your very important thoughts down immediately.

    14. And a marbled print memo block, which you can stack and store at your leisure.

    15. A pen holder in the shape of a pencil sharpener that shows you’re not just any organised icon, you’re a ~cool~ organised icon.

    16. Some snazzy bookends for the books you probably haven't read yet.

    17. A personalised leather mouse mat for you to mark out your territory.

    18. Some colourful letter trays to brighten up your work day.

    19. A weekly desk planner you can use to be super ahead of the game.

    20. These sticky notes that look completely innocent until you see what they actually say.

    21. And a pouch for when you're done with pretending.