Food·Posted on 25 Oct 201622 Food Jokes That Are Just As Funny As They Are Ridiculous"Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. kristen @kristenmcewanx Am fucking embarrassed to call this thing my pal 06:01 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Saucy Kensington 🎃 @Book_Krazy WAITER: Room for dessert? [flashback to the room at home that hides all my desserts] ME: [nervous laugh] Haha I don't have one of those. 03:44 AM - 02 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. NamasteINbed @pinchmylips Ordered Chinese last night. For a minute I was like "they woke AF" Then I realized I was tripping it was beef lo… https://t.co/u5US25YzWI 06:29 PM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. AfricanBattleRoach @blasianBronson Her: babe I want sushi Me: bone app the teeth 11:14 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Indian Stats @Indian_stats Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin? 01:51 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Tim Federle @TimFederle these oranges suck 02:47 PM - 22 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Dave Cactus @dave_cactus Please don't break the window. The A/C is on, he has water, and is listening to his favorite music. 09:55 PM - 02 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Ollie Ween @ojedge When Dominos said they'd be 45 minutes but it's been 50. 11:21 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Jay C @jaybn1 Pleasure to meet you. The name's... 06:50 PM - 18 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. - @Ryan_McCran Ma maw knows a hate shreddies, n she's been hidin the scran in here for fkn ages wit a snake 04:39 PM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Hellspeth @elspetheastman Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted 06:45 PM - 18 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ghost mom @radtoria Found out where my taco went. 07:28 AM - 29 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kyle Ayers @kyleayers Arby's meeting: "So it's fish?" "Legally? No" 03:24 PM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. YaHell @elle91 Me: God, I just feel so Brain: HUNGRY M: No, I'm very alone. I desperately want B: FOOD M: Part of me is missing. All I need is B: PRINGLES 10:31 PM - 30 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. that tall white dude @dynaMEEK99 roasting marshmallows is my favorite thing to do in the fall 07:17 PM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Akilah @Akiladahun1 Me on food network: "I made a puréed nut spread w/ a grape relish reduction paired w/ brioche bun" 06:40 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. 21. 22. Anicca 💫 @13adh13 I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup 10:21 PM - 23 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite