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21 Things Anyone With A Sarcastic Sense Of Humour Needs Immediately

Sarcastic? Me? Never.

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1. A tote bag that you can wear with pride.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £7.99, or in the US for $11.11.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £7.99, or in the US for $11.11.

2. A mug that sums you up completely.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £12.33, or in the US for $15.95+.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £12.33, or in the US for $15.95+.

3. A coaster that your guests won't be able to miss.

Get it from Amazon for £4.99.
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Get it from Amazon for £4.99.

4. A pocket mirror that's so cute it could almost make up for all of your sarcastic remarks.

Also available as a badge or magnetic bottle opener from this Etsy shop for £3.50, or in the US for $4.87.
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Also available as a badge or magnetic bottle opener from this Etsy shop for £3.50, or in the US for $4.87.

5. A handy chalkboard for you to keep track of your progress.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £14.69, or in the US for $19.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £14.69, or in the US for $19.

6. A box of chocolates that are about as romantic as you're ever gonna get.

Get them from this Etsy shop for £10.95, or in the US for $15.22+.
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Get them from this Etsy shop for £10.95, or in the US for $15.22+.

7. A print you can hang in your bedroom and worship every night.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £7.00, or in the US for $9.73+.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £7.00, or in the US for $9.73+.

8. A great and honest way to decorate your next party.

Get a 10-pack from Amazon for £15.99, or in the US for $15.99.
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Get a 10-pack from Amazon for £15.99, or in the US for $15.99.

9. A pillow for you to rest your head on after a long day of giving out sarcastic comments.

Get it from Amazon for £6.99, or in the US for $9.99.
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Get it from Amazon for £6.99, or in the US for $9.99.

10. A travel mug that will hopefully cut down the amount of small talk you have to do in the morning.

Get it from Amazon for £13.49.
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Get it from Amazon for £13.49.

11. A sign that you can hang indoors or outdoors – wherever most people will see it.

Get it from Amazon for £9.99.
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Get it from Amazon for £9.99.

12. A selection of cynical notebooks that will make you feel seen.

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Get them from Firebox for £10.99 each, or in the US for $14.79 each.

13. A gold medal for someone who truly deserves it.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £12.00, or in the US for $16.68.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £12.00, or in the US for $16.68.

14. A bracelet that's dainty and delicate AKA the complete opposite of your personality.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £6.95.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £6.95.

15. A mug you can give to your favourite sister.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £11.56, or in the US for $14.95+. Also available for other family members you love and cherish.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £11.56, or in the US for $14.95+. Also available for other family members you love and cherish.

16. A scarf to keep you warm this winter.

From this Etsy shop for £12.00, or in the US for $16.68.
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From this Etsy shop for £12.00, or in the US for $16.68.

17. A perfect set of stickers to seal the letters you kinda care about.

Get a set of 4 stickers from this Etsy shop for £1.25, or in the US for $1.74.
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Get a set of 4 stickers from this Etsy shop for £1.25, or in the US for $1.74.

18. A badge for 90% of the thoughts you have while listening to other people.

Get it from this Etsy shop for £1.35, or in the US for $1.88+.
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Get it from this Etsy shop for £1.35, or in the US for $1.88+.

19. A notebook that you can personalise with your very own name (even if it is pretty incriminating).

Get it from Getting Personal for £6.99, or in the US for $9.41.
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Get it from Getting Personal for £6.99, or in the US for $9.41.

20. A bag for you to carry all the fucks you don't give.

Get it from Amazon for £6.99, or in the US for $9.99.
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Get it from Amazon for £6.99, or in the US for $9.99.

21. And a T-shirt to flaunt your greatest achievement.

Get in a variety of colours from this Etsy shop for £11.99, or in the US for $16.67.
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Get in a variety of colours from this Etsy shop for £11.99, or in the US for $16.67.