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1. A tote bag that you can wear with pride.
Get it from this Etsy shop for £7.99, or in the US for $11.11.
2. A mug that sums you up completely.
Get it from this Etsy shop for £12.33, or in the US for $15.95+.
3. A coaster that your guests won't be able to miss.
Get it from Amazon for £4.99.
4. A pocket mirror that's so cute it could almost make up for all of your sarcastic remarks.
Also available as a badge or magnetic bottle opener from this Etsy shop for £3.50, or in the US for $4.87.
5. A handy chalkboard for you to keep track of your progress.
Get it from this Etsy shop for £14.69, or in the US for $19.
6. A box of chocolates that are about as romantic as you're ever gonna get.
Get them from this Etsy shop for £10.95, or in the US for $15.22+.
7. A print you can hang in your bedroom and worship every night.
Get it from this Etsy shop for £7.00, or in the US for $9.73+.
8. A great and honest way to decorate your next party.
9. A pillow for you to rest your head on after a long day of giving out sarcastic comments.
10. A travel mug that will hopefully cut down the amount of small talk you have to do in the morning.
Get it from Amazon for £13.49.
11. A sign that you can hang indoors or outdoors – wherever most people will see it.
Get it from Amazon for £9.99.
12. A selection of cynical notebooks that will make you feel seen.
13. A gold medal for someone who truly deserves it.
Get it from this Etsy shop for £12.00, or in the US for $16.68.
14. A bracelet that's dainty and delicate AKA the complete opposite of your personality.
Get it from this Etsy shop for £6.95.
15. A mug you can give to your favourite sister.
Get it from this Etsy shop for £11.56, or in the US for $14.95+. Also available for other family members you love and cherish.
16. A scarf to keep you warm this winter.
From this Etsy shop for £12.00, or in the US for $16.68.
17. A perfect set of stickers to seal the letters you kinda care about.
Get a set of 4 stickers from this Etsy shop for £1.25, or in the US for $1.74.
18. A badge for 90% of the thoughts you have while listening to other people.
Get it from this Etsy shop for £1.35, or in the US for $1.88+.
19. A notebook that you can personalise with your very own name (even if it is pretty incriminating).
Get it from Getting Personal for £6.99, or in the US for $9.41.
20. A bag for you to carry all the fucks you don't give.
21. And a T-shirt to flaunt your greatest achievement.
Get in a variety of colours from this Etsy shop for £11.99, or in the US for $16.67.
