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    21 Things Anyone With A Sarcastic Sense Of Humour Needs Immediately

    Sarcastic? Me? Never.

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    1. A tote bag that you can wear with pride.

    2. A mug that sums you up completely.

    3. A coaster that your guests won't be able to miss.

    4. A pocket mirror that's so cute it could almost make up for all of your sarcastic remarks.

    5. A handy chalkboard for you to keep track of your progress.

    6. A box of chocolates that are about as romantic as you're ever gonna get.

    7. A print you can hang in your bedroom and worship every night.

    8. A great and honest way to decorate your next party.

    9. A pillow for you to rest your head on after a long day of giving out sarcastic comments.

    10. A travel mug that will hopefully cut down the amount of small talk you have to do in the morning.

    11. A sign that you can hang indoors or outdoors – wherever most people will see it.

    12. A selection of cynical notebooks that will make you feel seen.

    13. A gold medal for someone who truly deserves it.

    14. A bracelet that's dainty and delicate AKA the complete opposite of your personality.

    15. A mug you can give to your favourite sister.

    16. A scarf to keep you warm this winter.

    17. A perfect set of stickers to seal the letters you kinda care about.

    18. A badge for 90% of the thoughts you have while listening to other people.

    19. A notebook that you can personalise with your very own name (even if it is pretty incriminating).

    20. A bag for you to carry all the fucks you don't give.

    21. And a T-shirt to flaunt your greatest achievement.