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    God Fearing Brothers Little League

    God Fearing Brothers Auto Sales & Service Center. According to their website, "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of Wisdom." We hope the fear of hell fire makes these guys the most honest used car salesmen you'll ever meet. What's even more special than this niche marketing moniker? They sponsor a T-Ball team. Fear makes kids run real fast, so I imagine they do pretty well.